Sitting by a campfire, sipping on rum, tent set up, but all alone.  Poor planning strikes again!  

Then again, have any ladies made an outcall to a tent in the mountains?   Would have  to ride an enduro just to get here.

Am stunned to have data for the phone.  Drunk posting safer than texting, I guess.

No showers either, so creek bathing would be only option.  Sudden thought of Costanzo yelling "there was shrinkage!"

Doubt if your gonna find any takers on the tempting offer of making an outcall to your tent...lol
But beware if you hear the distant sound of dueling banjos !

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I once made an outcall to a nice secluded spot in the woods by a pond that required 4wd though a couple mud pits and down an off camber, rutted up excuse for a trail. Yes, I drove myself there. Still one of my ATF outcalls.  
Ya never know, don't be afraid to ask ;

Finally got back to Raleigh today and the heat down here is miserable compared to the higher elevations.  Ugh!

I was so worn out each day from playing outside that there's no way I could have had any fun at night too.  Can talk a good game whilst drunk, but getting old is definitely not for sissies.