Sitting by a campfire, sipping on rum, tent set up, but all alone.  Poor planning strikes again!  

Then again, have any ladies made an outcall to a tent in the mountains?   Would have  to ride an enduro just to get here.

Am stunned to have data for the phone.  Drunk posting safer than texting, I guess.

No showers either, so creek bathing would be only option.  Sudden thought of Costanzo yelling "there was shrinkage!"