Doubt if your gonna find any takers on the tempting offer of making an outcall to your tent...lol
But beware if you hear the distant sound of dueling banjos !

I once made an outcall to a nice secluded spot in the woods by a pond that required 4wd though a couple mud pits and down an off camber, rutted up excuse for a trail. Yes, I drove myself there. Still one of my ATF outcalls.  
Ya never know, don't be afraid to ask ;