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Noldi666 2 Reviews 440 reads
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That one!  The sultry wench with the fire in her eyes!

Take her clothes off and bring her to me!

mistressjessica727 reads

My new pirate name.

Black-Hearted Barbara  
Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the men, err, we mean "cabin boy-toys" will often drop to their knees as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!  

The pirate life does not suck!

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GoldieKnox496 reads

Gyar, tis true!
It be pirate day....

 
So how about some pirate humor?

What's a pirates favorite print?
AAAAAARRRR-gyle

 

What's a pirates favorite letter?
Is it "AAAAARRRRRR"?
No, it be the sea!

 

Heehee

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DynamiteDominicDeNucci500 reads

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Jacque_Jenesais450 reads

Aaaay, garsch.

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Roadshow2448 reads

Avast it be that Black Hearted Barbara wench.  I be a thinking I might be needing to tie up to your dock mi lass.  What say ye to that?

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mistressjessica469 reads

I think it is my job as the pirate to tie you up and take your bag of coins.. LOL....

Posted By: Roadshow2
Avast it be that Black Hearted Barbara wench.  I be a thinking I might be needing to tie up to your dock mi lass.  What say ye to that?

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tgdavis367 reads

I've actually been to Dead Chest island. Didn't have a bottle of rum though.
Yo Ho Ho!

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Noldi666441 reads

That one!  The sultry wench with the fire in her eyes!

Take her clothes off and bring her to me!

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SonnyNC386 reads

I prefer sugar to Arrrrrtificial sweetner.

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