So how about some pirate humor? What's a pirates favorite print? AAAAAARRRR-gyle What's a pirates favorite letter? Is it "AAAAARRRRRR"? No, it be the sea! Heehee
Black-Hearted Barbara Your ship is so drenched with blood that people think it's a Mardi Gras float. This is okay because it means that the men, err, we mean "cabin boy-toys" will often drop to their knees as ye sail by. And you thought pirating had no career benefits!
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