I tried something new last week with a visiting provider from Texas. I asked her to try a new position called Rodeo Sex. She had no idea what I was talking about. So I said, "Just pretend you're my wife. You get down on all fours, and I'm going to mount you from behind. Then I'll reach around  and cup each one of your breasts in my hands, and whisper in your ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then I'll try and stay on  for 8 seconds."

She didn't get it! WTF??!!

She doesn't have a sister?

-- Modified on 10/22/2011 4:13:32 PM

LMFAO! TOO FUNNY!

But you are not supposed to tell her the punch until you are mounted and ready to ride...lol

When are you visiting beantown????
I think a wild visit to providence is due
Gotta find that blonde dancer, and maybe connect


Hope to see u sooooon !!!!