I tried something new last week with a visiting provider from Texas. I asked her to try a new position called Rodeo Sex. She had no idea what I was talking about. So I said, "Just pretend you're my wife. You get down on all fours, and I'm going to mount you from behind. Then I'll reach around  and cup each one of your breasts in my hands, and whisper in your ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then I'll try and stay on  for 8 seconds."

She didn't get it! WTF??!!