Look at you getting all Seussy on us, E. Nice poem, but you'll always be a "no good swindler" to me.
Ava, don't trust this silver tongued devil. He'll say and write anything just to get to your lady parts...Then again, you like silver tongued devils because of how they make your lady parts feel - so I guess it's a win-win with you two.
Posted By: electr0nsrealm
Very well young lady - now channeling my inner Geisel... Ommmmm....
The Precocious Hostess
(Aka - Are you horny Sam I Am?)
In the quaint town of Hotlanta lived a precocious young child
A cute young lass - no more than twenty-five
Her name was Ava and her mind burned bright
Life's great mysteries huddled, cowering in fright
With a girl like this - we are soon to be discovered!
Life, the universe, everything - would soon be uncovered!
She's disciplined of mind and strong of will
Her naughty streak though (fortunately) runs stronger still
She can slay you with words in a clash of wits
She can flash a brilliant smile to give the boys fits
(I bet your dirty mind thought I was going to say tits)
She can lay you low in an intellectual battle
She also knows tricks to make a bed rattle
Ava exclaimed "All these things I must know! All these things I must learn!"
And her curiousity, within her - it started to burn
What makes men like women and women like men?
What makes them do nasty things then do it again?
Is age important? Why do we laugh? Why is the sky blue? Why do we cry?
Why does he keep saying "oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!!!" Like he's going to die?
What makes a good friend? What makes a good lover?
What makes someone outstanding under the covers?
Maybe a scholarly gent will be my guide?
And I'll have a partner in whom to confide
(I bet he'd love to apply that firm hand to my backside)
Ava my child - in your thirst for knowledge, in your quest for truth - one small thing to remember - curiosity killed that cat.
Ava smiles, crinkles her nose and says... "Yeah, but cats have nine lives...
So, what about THAT!?.."