Ok, so I was emailing back and forth with a touring provider who offers Greek. So I asked her if she had any size issues because my Greek tour boat is thicker than most. So she asks me if I wrap a dollar bill around it does the dollar bill touch. She says if it doesn't touch, this could be a problem. Who knew this test existed! Of course I had never tried this test because, well, who the fuck would have right?  

So curiosity getting the best of me, off I go to whack myself to attention. Now, whacking for pleasure is one thing, but whacking to wrap a dollar is quite another. Needless to say, whacking for a 'measurement' isn't that arousing. Finally got a nice boner, and noticed I had no wallet with me. So off I waddle to grab a dollar from my wallet. Waddle back to my perch and think to myself, 'Self, you really need to re-evaluate your life'. But what the hell, already in now. Whack again to get full attention, and dollar bill begins to circle.  

Then I'm thinking, do I want it to touch, because then I get the tour. Do I not want it to touch, because then, well hey, I'm a man, we always wanna be huge! So I'm wrapping, circling, ends coming closer and closer. And then, alas, no more dollar bill. Nice gap between the ends. As the soup pussy nazi would say 'No tour for you!'.

Oh well, just thought I'd share this pathetic moment in my life and hope I get a tour some day.  

And guys, don't deny it, you are all off to do this test within the next five minutes and I wish you luck!

the long way or the short way?  

Which way do you wrap the dollar???

That's a great question!! lol
BTW either is fine for me haha!!
Hugs and kisses
TL

because if you did the other way and it didn't touch. Then you will have serious girth. I doubt even Aurora Snow's pussy could handle that much girth. Aurora Snow needs to do some "Kegals" to tighten that box up. She is hot!!! But damn fucking her is like banging a coffee can or throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

If you don't think I am serious just Google "free Aurora Snow movies" and watch anyone of those videos that comes up. You will see that her pussy doesn't close and that's before she fucks whatever random dude.

Never thought about the other way, but it might be a better test for you. Give it a shot.

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Lol grabs my wallet out of curiosity

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That was fucking hilarious....

Ok do I fell for it.  Tried it like a hotdog bun and it wouldn't even fit around my index finger much less my cock.  So wrapped it lengthwise and it overlapped about 3/4 of an inch. For kicks measured the length with it long wise and I am a 1/4 longer.  .   Only thing I think comes close to girth that size would be a magicstump.