for breakfast?

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Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?

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You'd be the best 5 maybe 10 minutes of my entire DAY.

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Skip the bullshit.  We both have tv we wanna watch.  Pencil me in for 8 minutes, and that includes prep time and cleanup.

There is an episode where each of the guys (Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap and Andy Travis) all try out their best line on Jennifer (Loni Anderson) in a bar.  She just smiles at each and then asks the nerdy Les Nessman if he has a line.  He seems bashful but gives it a shot,  "Hello, I'm incredibly wealthy!"

Who's a porn producer.  He had to have some extensive back surgery due to a tumor on his spine.

On his checkup after (successful) surgery, his doctor asked him how he was doing and how his sex life was.  He told his doctor that he was dating a woman who was on the cover of Penthouse the previous month.

The doctor said "don't you think that's kind of dangerous?"

His reply:  "Well, Doc, if she dies, she dies"

Are you a vegetarian? Lady, "No".
You are what I have been looking for a meat eater.

I had a crush on a guy that frequented a local hangout on the weekends. So I had a gal friend go there with me on a Friday night and had her leave me there. I explained to my crush that her boyfriend had called her and they got into a fight and she stormed out and left me there.
I finished my explanation with "is there anyway you could give me a lift home?"

Stephanie

in the produce depart as she is hold a cucumber and he says "Mine's bigger".

I need directions :

How's the best way to get in your pants from here ?

That's good ... but my fave is -

Was out with some friend in California one evening.  In a bar, lots of ladies ann all seemed to be looking for something to get into )ahem).  Lady I'm talking to says "You seem like a nice guy.  Wanna Fuck?"  Didn't take to long to settle the tab and head to her place...