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There is an episode where each of the guys (Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap and Andy Travis) all try out their best line on Jennifer (Loni Anderson) in a bar.  She just smiles at each and then asks the nerdy Les Nessman if he has a line.  He seems bashful but gives it a shot,  "Hello, I'm incredibly wealthy!"

XLTrojan1783 reads

Since we had our favorite quotation...how about some of your favorite pick up lines. And do any of them work.

My favorite...in college a buddy of mine asked a girl at a club if she wanted to go eat pizza and fuck ? She said No. He said,what's the matter..don't like pizza ?

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XLTrojan1602 reads

I think this was at Johnny's Hideaway, years later.

Asked a lady to dance, she said no. He said " I guess a blow job is out the question, then."

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GaGambler2230 reads

He pulled the girl aside and told her in a very soft tone. "you'll have to excuse my friend, he doesn't know how to talk to CUNT" The look on her face was priceless.

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Nedster1757 reads

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

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longtimecummin2026 reads

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like that...quote]

Posted By: Brad45M
Since we had our favorite quotation...how about some of your favorite pick up lines. And do any of them work.

My favorite...in college a buddy of mine asked a girl at a club if she wanted to go eat pizza and fuck ? She said No. He said,what's the matter..don't like pizza ?

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ssminow152346 reads

for breakfast?

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Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?

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You'd be the best 5 maybe 10 minutes of my entire DAY.

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Skip the bullshit.  We both have tv we wanna watch.  Pencil me in for 8 minutes, and that includes prep time and cleanup.

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Martin Mann2071 reads

There is an episode where each of the guys (Johnny Fever, Venus Flytrap and Andy Travis) all try out their best line on Jennifer (Loni Anderson) in a bar.  She just smiles at each and then asks the nerdy Les Nessman if he has a line.  He seems bashful but gives it a shot,  "Hello, I'm incredibly wealthy!"

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Lurker691343 reads

Who's a porn producer.  He had to have some extensive back surgery due to a tumor on his spine.

On his checkup after (successful) surgery, his doctor asked him how he was doing and how his sex life was.  He told his doctor that he was dating a woman who was on the cover of Penthouse the previous month.

The doctor said "don't you think that's kind of dangerous?"

His reply:  "Well, Doc, if she dies, she dies"

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doogan441119 reads

Are you a vegetarian? Lady, "No".
You are what I have been looking for a meat eater.

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mo4143432 reads

in the produce depart as she is hold a cucumber and he says "Mine's bigger".

Posted By: Brad45M
Since we had our favorite quotation...how about some of your favorite pick up lines. And do any of them work.

My favorite...in college a buddy of mine asked a girl at a club if she wanted to go eat pizza and fuck ? She said No. He said,what's the matter..don't like pizza ?

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StephanieMitchell1620 reads

I had a crush on a guy that frequented a local hangout on the weekends. So I had a gal friend go there with me on a Friday night and had her leave me there. I explained to my crush that her boyfriend had called her and they got into a fight and she stormed out and left me there.
I finished my explanation with "is there anyway you could give me a lift home?"

:) Stephanie

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XLTrojan1140 reads

I need directions :

How's the best way to get in your pants from here ?

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ATLGUY7701738 reads

That's good ... but my fave is -

Was out with some friend in California one evening.  In a bar, lots of ladies ann all seemed to be looking for something to get into )ahem).  Lady I'm talking to says "You seem like a nice guy.  Wanna Fuck?"  Didn't take to long to settle the tab and head to her place...

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