Because...my tongue is always darting in and out of a "tasty" hole, trying to get little bits of goodness with each lick.  

Every once in a while, I feel the need to fling my feces at other people who are proven idiots.

A wolf.....all those little red riding hoods  to be eaten ....

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Great White Shark b/c I like the Theme Music when I get ready to make my move on nubile young women in bikinis with my winning smile.

Too bad that self-maneuvering capability got lost in our branch of the evolutionary tree.

that would make you a cockasaurus ,,,lol

Please don't ask who that satisfied provider is under me.

and the first time we met? I have this photo hanging in my den  

and for a very good reason. According to an old joke (or humorous email at least) the pig has an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes.

I mean seriously... 30 minutes!!!

But if that's not true then I'd have to go with being an orca. Something very fucking cool about living your life knowing that nothing is EVER going to fuck with you.

as always, be safe and have fun

I'm surprised no guy has said the Blue Whale yet.  I only say it because they have an 8 foot penis.  LOL

Albatrosses are highly efficient in the air, using dynamic soaring and slope soaring to cover great distances with little exertion. Albatrosses are colonial, nesting for the most part on remote oceanic islands, often with several species nesting together. Pair bonds between males and females form over several years, with the use of 'ritualised dances', and will last for the life of the pair....

A fantasy creature that wards off evil spirits (and there is that thick, two-foot long tongue).

It seems as if you may be part Gargoyle with that amazing tongue of yours!   just sayin'

Whatever do you mean, dahrlin? (Batting eyelashes rapidly....).