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ga_kosh 22 Reviews 961 reads
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Great White Shark b/c I like the Theme Music when I get ready to make my move on nubile young women in bikinis with my winning smile.

Octopus b/c I had a girlfriend who was all "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Tentacles! TENTAcles! TENTACLES! (said in an increasing arousing manner)" she was a fun one.

So the only thing I could be is....  I'd have to be a Sharktopus.
Related Link: SHARKTOPUS - IMDB link

getthosepantsoff1410 reads

Because...my tongue is always darting in and out of a "tasty" hole, trying to get little bits of goodness with each lick.  

Sorry...I have dirty mind and I like it.

;)

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sailor66962 reads

Every once in a while, I feel the need to fling my feces at other people who are proven idiots.

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2hot4u21166 reads

A wolf.....all those little red riding hoods  to be eaten ....

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ga_kosh962 reads

Great White Shark b/c I like the Theme Music when I get ready to make my move on nubile young women in bikinis with my winning smile.

Octopus b/c I had a girlfriend who was all "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Tentacles! TENTAcles! TENTACLES! (said in an increasing arousing manner)" she was a fun one.

So the only thing I could be is....  I'd have to be a Sharktopus.

Related Link: SHARKTOPUS - IMDB link

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spinnaker171155 reads

Too bad that self-maneuvering capability got lost in our branch of the evolutionary tree.

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Vickivale1154 reads

that would make you a cockasaurus ,,,lol

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Posted By: getthosepantsoff
Because...my tongue is always darting in and out of a "tasty" hole, trying to get little bits of goodness with each lick.  
   
 Sorry...I have dirty mind and I like it.  
   
 ;)-  
   
 
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Gracekelly856 reads

Albatrosses are highly efficient in the air, using dynamic soaring and slope soaring to cover great distances with little exertion. Albatrosses are colonial, nesting for the most part on remote oceanic islands, often with several species nesting together. Pair bonds between males and females form over several years, with the use of 'ritualised dances', and will last for the life of the pair....

Interesting.....lol

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Panthera121104 reads

Please don't ask who that satisfied provider is under me.

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REGULARGUY1048 reads

and for a very good reason. According to an old joke (or humorous email at least) the pig has an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes.

I mean seriously... 30 minutes!!!

But if that's not true then I'd have to go with being an orca. Something very fucking cool about living your life knowing that nothing is EVER going to fuck with you. :D

as always, be safe and have fun

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orallygifted72928 reads

I'm surprised no guy has said the Blue Whale yet.  I only say it because they have an 8 foot penis.  LOL

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magoo2511088 reads

A fantasy creature that wards off evil spirits (and there is that thick, two-foot long tongue).

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Gracekelly1039 reads

It seems as if you may be part Gargoyle with that amazing tongue of yours!   just sayin'

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magoo2511167 reads

Whatever do you mean, dahrlin? (Batting eyelashes rapidly....).  

I do know that playing the sax develops ones tongue. Is that what you mean, sugah? If so, maybe I should take it up.....  

You have any ideas how best a tongue can be used?

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