I would be a chimpanzee.

Every once in a while, I feel the need to fling my feces at other people who are proven idiots.

A wolf.....all those little red riding hoods  to be eaten ....

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Great White Shark b/c I like the Theme Music when I get ready to make my move on nubile young women in bikinis with my winning smile.

Octopus b/c I had a girlfriend who was all "Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Tentacles! TENTAcles! TENTACLES! (said in an increasing arousing manner)" she was a fun one.

So the only thing I could be is....  I'd have to be a Sharktopus.

Too bad that self-maneuvering capability got lost in our branch of the evolutionary tree.

Isn't it obvious?

Please don't ask who that satisfied provider is under me.

and for a very good reason. According to an old joke (or humorous email at least) the pig has an orgasm that lasts 30 minutes.

I mean seriously... 30 minutes!!!

But if that's not true then I'd have to go with being an orca. Something very fucking cool about living your life knowing that nothing is EVER going to fuck with you.

as always, be safe and have fun

I'm surprised no guy has said the Blue Whale yet.  I only say it because they have an 8 foot penis.  LOL

A fantasy creature that wards off evil spirits (and there is that thick, two-foot long tongue).