When he was 17 and I was 45, we played soccer together on a open league team. It was the best time of my life and I was a pro rugby player in a previous life, which was a lot of fun. But playing on the same team with him was awesome.  

Let's see, Billy Joel is 68, when his kid is 17 he will be too old to do a lot of the physical stuff that younger parents get to do with their kids. They will both miss out. I guess, he could be a musical mentor to his kid. That is if he is alive, these famous musicians tend to be dropping fairly young .

I'm not really judging, I'm just bringing up reasons why I am going to stay single, after 2 marriages , not bring any more children into this world, and continue to fuck beautiful women as long as I can.