They already have a 2 year old. I’m not that old, but kinda close and the thought of being a Dad is hard for me to wrap my brain around.  

I’ll stick being divorced and seeing providers.

Being a dad of a newborn at 68? Ummmm that is what vasectomies are for. My opinion anyway!

at my age..i doubt i have too many swimmers left..

Money is not a problem, but has he considered the possibility that he is fathering orphans?

When he was 17 and I was 45, we played soccer together on a open league team. It was the best time of my life and I was a pro rugby player in a previous life, which was a lot of fun. But playing on the same team with him was awesome.  

Let's see, Billy Joel is 68, when his kid is 17 he will be too old to do a lot of the physical stuff that younger parents get to do with their kids. They will both miss out. I guess, he could be a musical mentor to his kid. That is if he is alive, these famous musicians tend to be dropping fairly young .

I'm not really judging, I'm just bringing up reasons why I am going to stay single, after 2 marriages , not bring any more children into this world, and continue to fuck beautiful women as long as I can.

I had my two kids in my early 30's, and then got the chop-job.  So no more young-uns for this ol' boy.  I can't imagine wanting to have a kid at his age, referring to Billy Joel.  I certainly wouldn't want one.

LLAP.
Swim

Compelling evidence that older sperm can contribute to Autism.  I was 40 when my wife got pregnant, and yes our son has Autism.

Billy Joel has the resources to deploy if this should be the case.  Just saying.