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That Would Be: Puking The Purple-Headed Snake
Funny_Bastard
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you've had sex? I'm just paying for the ladies time 
Best I heard was from my buddy (who's from Tennessee - only he can do it in his accent) "pumping baby batter past the pee flaps"
...and I have a dozen or so black eyes to attest to that.
whacking junior behind the ear, Heaving a Havana, ............... I could go on and on.......
you've had sex? I'm just paying for the ladies time
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