'I didn't know she was your wife' always seems to sting...
...and I have a dozen or so black eyes to attest to that.
Best I heard was from my buddy (who's from Tennessee - only he can do it in his accent) "pumping baby batter past the pee flaps"
...and I have a dozen or so black eyes to attest to that.
whacking junior behind the ear, Heaving a Havana, ............... I could go on and on.......
you've had sex? I'm just paying for the ladies time