*  What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
- His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. LMFAO  

*  How do you starve an Obama supporter?
- Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

* They're not illegal aliens; they're undocumented Democrats.

*  What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
- A fund raiser.

* Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


* Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
- It stands between him and the First.

* At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.

For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"?

* What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
- One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

* What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
- One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners..

* Following Fort Hood tragedy, Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones

* Obama Care suicide saftey is :Police trained in using end of life counseling techniques to negotiate suicide threats and devorcee's..

* Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News, still awaiting Afghan troop surge..

* Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"

* Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long

*  Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union Label

* Homeland security warns of Somalia pirates raiding the internotional space station..

*  Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased

*  Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden

*  Give me liberty, OR GIVE ME DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*  No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention

*  Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!"

*  Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail'

*  Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter

*  dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination

*  To avoid scorn and ridicule, convert to Islam

*  Liberals give thanks because they dont know better, the rest of us give thanks because we do, so EVERYONE have a Happy Thanksgiving !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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