*  What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
- His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. LMFAO  

*  How do you starve an Obama supporter?
- Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

* They're not illegal aliens; they're undocumented Democrats.

*  What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
- A fund raiser.

* Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.


* Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
- It stands between him and the First.

* At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.

For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an amen"?

* What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
- One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

* What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
- One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners..

* Following Fort Hood tragedy, Obama declares all military bases gun-free zones

* Obama Care suicide saftey is :Police trained in using end of life counseling techniques to negotiate suicide threats and devorcee's..

* Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News, still awaiting Afghan troop surge..

* Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"

* Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long

*  Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union Label

* Homeland security warns of Somalia pirates raiding the internotional space station..

*  Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased

*  Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden

*  Give me liberty, OR GIVE ME DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*  No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention

*  Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!"

*  Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail'

*  Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter

*  dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination

*  To avoid scorn and ridicule, convert to Islam

*  Liberals give thanks because they dont know better, the rest of us give thanks because we do, so EVERYONE have a Happy Thanksgiving !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Because "he tried to kill my dad"  -  4,300 dead U.S. military.  30,000 wounded military.  One trillion dollars TAXPAYER money.

    And these fuckin commies here want to get the 5-year-old daughter of an honest hard-working fellow American a doctor appointment.

I've heard almost all of those jokes before, but everywhere you use the word Obama, the word used was nigger.

It wasn't funny then, and it's not funny now.  But whether you use the word Obama or nigger, it still is racist.

"Brainiac Ivy League Chick"

ROTFLMAO!!!

THAT'S the funniest thing you've ever posted!

Oh, wait...SP isn't crazy, she's just deluded.

And as for the word substitution claim…bullshit!!!

Racist these days is a badge of honor because it has been used by so many race warlords so many times IT MEANS NOTHING!!!

In fact, liberal arguments are so weak and without substance that they have to trot out that term because they have no real standing to back up their positions. It is a real CHICKEN-SHIT who has to resort to this.

So do us a favor, quit being a CHICKERN-SHIT

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getting pretty thin skinned aren't you??

-- Modified on 11/27/2009 10:21:04 AM

Good for you TJlover, you idiotic piece of shit.

Not everything is about race, you ignorant fuck.

That felt good, I haven' told anybody off here for it seems like forever. lmao

is the Repulican's idiot isn't in charge of anything, while your idiot is supposedly the most powerful person on the planet.

Facts are facts, The Rightwing idiot known as Sarah Palin isn't running anything anymore. I can only wish the same was true about "your" idiot.

I thought that was such a good idea. When is that going to start?

She ignored it and kept attacking... it wasn't a unilateral offer.

I dont know what you are talking about eddie, I HARDLY READ YOUR POSTS, K??? You ALWAYS READ MY POSTS AND REPLY WITH INSULTS...


It was you who couldnt keep ur own agreement..DONT TWIST SHIT