Whether you're starting off on the right (or left?) foot this week after our President's official debut and a crushing Patriots + Falcons win, this January is all about new beginnings and the unexpected.  

What's new to you?  
Or the frontier you've yet to explore?  

So many places you've fantasized about and erotic experiences you've dreamed of still remain essentially uncharted, having been claimed by very few people and investigated by only the most daring travelers.

It's time to act.  

Are you ready to create our own reality? I'm here to help you bring forth to the surface what you really think about in the depths of the night.  

Don't let the uninteresting keep you hostage from your deepest desires and fantasies.  
While everyone else is studying reality - judiciously, as they will - we'll act, creating other new realities, which they can study too, and that's how things will sort out.

Let's be history's actors.... and the rest of them, all of them, will be left to just study what we do.  
And why it captivates you.  
And how it leaves you dreaming of me engaging you in a dimly lit bedroom that we've made into our own chamber of hedonism... and learning you and all the things you enjoy... and bending over in front of you, in the raciest of outfits, giggling and moaning... and allowing you to release your unbridled passion for a woman like me to enjoy.  

There are no alternative facts in my world... only distinct, memorable bouts of pleasure- in whatever fashion you choose to experience me.  

I have very limited availability in DC this week, and will be hosting incall all next week in Tyson's Corner, DC, and Bethesda for the purposes of your enjoyment. Please contact me via my website to plan our experiment.  

**and if you're a history buff or a political nerd, you'll really enjoy my copy this week!**  

And available tonight, tomorrow, and all next week