Yeah...pick-up lines were never my strength (understatement of the year).

I don't know...how can you tell a woman is interested in you? What are we supposed to do or say? We were taught to be "demure" -- to look at a man under our lowered lashes, but not too long. We were taught how to sit, and what to say, to be a lady. Our flirting was so subtle, no one ever got it.

One time I got so frustrated with those prescribed courtship rituals, I just walked up to a guy at a party and sat in his lap and said, "Don't you WANT to kiss me?"

I lucked out that he did (and we dated for a long time after that) but I think you can see from that little anecdote that I have no GAME at all. Never did.

So, if you want to hook up with a mature low-vol, n/s, ddfree, all-natural curvy-to-BBW (I'm in the gym these days, I swear, I'm working on it), green-eyed, happy-go-lucky GFE provider with absolutely no GAME at all (but who still manages to be fun - at least that's what they say, go figure), email me and maybe I'll sit in your lap and try and pry a kiss out of YOU. Hopefully you've got more game than I do!  

Oh, lots of incall and outcall availability this week. Just let me know when and email me your sterling references. Kisses,

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