With all the advertisements and what-nots going on here I figure someone should liven this board. I found these questions on a website and I think they would be a good topic of discussion for the D.C gents and ladies.

I can understand alias posting as no one want's to be outed, so read the questions and have fun.

Ladies, respond as well!

Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?
If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?
Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
Have you ever posed as a nude model?
What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?
What's Your Favorite Position?
How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?
If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?
How often do you masturbate?
Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?
When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?
What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to case?
Which was the moment when she impressed you most?
What body parts that you like in a provider most?

Come one people, have fun with this!

No alias needed!!

Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?

No, pictures are a starting point. Reading a
lady's reviews/website can give a better understanding of her likes/dislikes and what you
might expect

If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?

No, I just wish I could find her again. I think she went UTR while I was away.

Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?

I can always think up something.

When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?

No, the provider becomes my fantasy. What would be the point otherwise?

Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

Somewhat, I still have my boundaries.

Have you ever had a true one-night stand?

Yes.

Have you ever posed as a nude model?

Yes, art classes. I was in much better shape at the time.

What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?

Probably be ignored and mistaken as the pool guy.
Now if you ask what I'd like to do......:>

What's Your Favorite Position?

CG, love the view!

How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?

No work/immediate responsibilities = 3+
Add work/Fam/etc...= get it where you can.

If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?

I've done this one!! Turned it in to area staff
(it was at a gym) let them take care of it.

How often do you masturbate?

At least daily.

Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?

Its really a give and take with me. I enjoy both sides but can't stand someone being to far to either end.

When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?

I'm no good on this one, sorry.

What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to face?

My first was jaw dropping and she is the only one that I've rated a ten. Many are close to what I expected, but Its all been wonderful so far.

Which was the moment when she impressed you most?

Pushed me down, got up top, grabbed my !!! and with the most seductive glare and devilish grin told me " Oh...you are so~ mine!"

What body parts that you like in a provider most?

1)Eyes
2)Breast/Ass I love 'em both!
3)lips - very kissable
4)lips - Very kissable

1.  No, but it's always where I start.  Once I like what I see, I look at her site and posts to get a snapshot of her personality.

2. No, but I would only pay for the six minutes I actually used (including cleanup)

3. Yes! LMAO

4. That would defeat the purpose, no.

5. Moderate conservative with experimental tendencies.

6. Way too many.

7. No

8. I have been there, way over rated!  Although I wasn't alone with them all.  That may be a game changer.

9. Inside a woman.

10. Married, once a week.  Single, twice a day.

11. Give it back and wait for a tip.

12. Twice a week.

13. Take turns.

14. Providers I have been with.

15. I can't wait to taste you.

16. Squirted across the Limo.

17. T&A

Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?

Face first, then body. Her performance is not as important as her attitude; my performance is a reflection of her attitude.

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If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?

Yes. 10 in body, 4 in face.

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Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?

Symmetry. One time a provider bit me on my left shoulder but she refused to bite the other side. I was pissed!

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When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?

Yes, Bill and Hillary.

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Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

Yes, I know what my cock tastes like.

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Have you ever had a true one-night stand?

No. The only civvie I had sex with was my ex.

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Have you ever posed as a nude model?

Yes. The photo is in my cell phone.

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What would you do if you were alone in the
Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?

Go out to my car to see if I still have some Levitra left.

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What's Your Favorite Position?

Quality Control Technician at a harem.

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How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?

At my age, 0.857 times a day.

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If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?

Is 50 enough for a BJ?

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How often do you masturbate?

0.857 times a day.

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Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?

The one with the big tits.

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When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?

My right hand.

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What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to case?

What's that lump in her throat?

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Which was the moment when she impressed you most?

When she says, "You're so big."

(I'm still waiting )

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What body parts that you like in a provider most?

I'm a white meat guy. Actually more nipples than the rest of the breasts.

Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?
No, attitude/personality is important.

If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?
Heck no!

Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
No.

When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Only if we're not clicking.

Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
Yes.

Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
No.

Have you ever posed as a nude model?
No.

What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?
At least half of them!

What's Your Favorite Position?
CG

How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?
As often as they like.

If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?
Return it intact.

How often do you masturbate?
Once or twice a month.

Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?
Doesn't matter.

When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?
The one that got away.

What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to case?
Yippee!

Which was the moment when she impressed you most?
When she kissed me.

What body parts that you like in a provider most?
Breasts, eyes.

Interesting questions, mind if I twist them a bit to fit my circumstance as an agency owner?


[Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?]

In business "no". Most of the time they are job applicants and I must evaluate them on a multitude of levels. Poise, grace, intelligence, diction, grammar, etiquette and did she make her interview on time.  In my personal life, I'm a little more "forgiving".


[If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?]

She would say no I would say yes since that "session" lasted 8 years and three psycho-therapists. (For her not for me) *laugh*

[Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?]

~sigh~ I already do... It sucks when you've practically lived out all your sexual fantasy's... Seriously, I've lived the life most men dream about.


[When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?]

Since the only women I can date are other women "in the business" because the average women can't handle the fact I'm surrounded by beautiful women all day. The answer would be no. I'm just grateful to have a good relationship, so I tend not to.

[Do you consider yourself sexually open minded]

Yes as a Leather Lifestyle Dominant in my personal life, I would think so. But I do have my limits. NO men, Tran-sexuals, animals or Paris Hilton

[Have you ever had a true one-night stand]

Yes it was sex standing up against a dike in Rotterdam...... and that Dyke was the best fuck I ever had... *laugh*

[Have you ever posed as a nude model]

Yes, I did a porn or two back in the 90's.

[What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?]

Wear a HAZMAT suit! That amount of Peroxide in a confined area would create some serious toxic levels. Otherwise, get some "V" from  the local Vampire and see how many I could do before I died of a heart failure.

[What's Your Favorite Position?]

Woman on top, why the hell do we have to do all the damn work ?

[How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?]

How the heck do I know, ask Masters and Johnson. Me I prefer it about 2 to 3 times a day.

[If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?]

In my case it would be a purse or clutch and.. I would leave it alone, it's not mine.

[Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?]

Assuming this is a "personal question NOT business.." Hummm let me think about that... while I am .. Get on your knees NOW!.... Ahh the answer would be.. ME !

[When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?]

Katie Couric I just know shes a closet FREAK!

[What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to face?]

"Is that an oil based concealer you're wearing or a bad laser dermal abrasion job ?"

[Which was the moment when she impressed you most]

When she showed up on time to her job interview and didn't dress like a porn star refugee from Ambush Make over!

[What body parts that you like in a provider most?]

Her mind.... win that and her American tabby cat will follow you all over town and just not leave you alone, damn it !!


* soft evil chuckle *


Lee Dreams

and as always...
Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus.

Now I only know 1 dude who walks around with a naked picture of himself in his cellphone.

1) no, their reviews as well.
2)yes
3)yes
4)no
5)yes
6)yes
7)no
8)have a stroke
9)on my back
10)until rigamortis sets in
11)buy lunch
12)daily
13)the guy
14)ivanna dicarlo
15)yipee
16)when she put her tongue in my mouth
17)legs and ass

. . . correct a provider's grammar. It ruins the mood.

As for the dyke in Rotterdam, I would love to put my finger in her.

. . . with a picture of naked me in his cellphone.

Call me.

Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?
A: For me it is all about the body, it has to catch my eye and say WOW
If you could ‘take back’ your first session from your first provider, would you?
A: Not on your life, she was older and drove me insane.
Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?
A: Yes would love to watch a gangbang.
When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
A: who doesn't but when I look into her eyes it is just her.
Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?
A: Absolutely
Have you ever had a true one-night stand?
A: yes, met on an elevator at a conference and ended up!!!!
Have you ever posed as a nude model?
A: No
What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?
A: have a stroke
What's Your Favorite Position?
A: Sitting Spoons
How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?
A: In my world once would be great
If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?
A: put it towards my retirement fund.
How often do you masturbate?
Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?
A: Either as long as I get laid.
When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?
A: Ruth
What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to case?
A: WoW
Which was the moment when she impressed you most?
A: When she looked up at me with my dick in her throat.
What body parts that you like in a provider most?
A: I am a leg and ass man

I'm a nerd I LOVE TO READ lol.

I ask what brings them to me and it varies...


Some like how I look in pics and usually end up liking how I look even more in person. It's also sometimes a mix of looks and location and reviews. Sometimes it's solely based on my reviews. I've had a few feel lol a cultural bond (afro-PR and Haitian) so I've had haitians that have never been with a haitian girl or had  a few PR or mixed PR guys wanted to see a PR provider. Like I said reasons can be all over the place.

I am definitely sure I am very sexually open-minded...takes a LOT to weird me out...my lil' philosophy is try darn near anything once to see if I like it and maybe a 2nd time to be sure x-D haha. Nude modeling no but been propositioned for it more than a few times. Had a true one-nighter 2 diff times. Fave position is hard to pick but my fave to start with is doggy.

If I were in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates i'd ban clothes and make everyone get oily and sexy mmmmmmm. Normal people suck jk....I'd say it's normal if some did have sex everyday hmmmm at least twice is good. Anything under having relations 2 days out of the week is not cool.

To be honest since i'm not hard up on money and if I saw their id and all that was in there I'd go to give it to them. I might masturbate MYSELF lol once a week.....usually someone does that for me ;-D. Domination in a relationship should vary depending on the situation...i'm not always dominant though I prefer to be. I usually fantasize about a particular Dominican ex I love-hate in sexual fantasies lol.

I don't see other providers lol but I LOVE BOOBS....boobs and more boobs.

Q. Do you judge providers solely based on their body or physical assets?

1.Smile, 2.Eyes, 3.Face, 4.Body; in that order.

Q. If you could 'take back' your first session from your first provider, would you?

Absolutely not.

Q. Do you have a fetish that you would like to employ in your next relationship?

No.

Q. When fooling around with a provider, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?

No, she is my fantasy.

Q. Do you consider yourself sexually open minded?

Yes, as long as it does not involve my backside, or pain.

Q. Have you ever had a true one-night stand?

Yes.

Q. Have you ever posed as a nude model?

No.

Q. What would you do if you were alone in the Playboy-Mansion with 250 Playmates?

Will try to sample everyone, till I drop.

Q. What's Your Favorite Position?

Woman on top.

Q. How many times in a day, if at all, is it normal for people to have sex?

As often as possible.

Q. If you found someone's wallet and there was a fifty-dollar bill inside, what would you do with it?

Return it unmolested.

Q. How often do you masturbate?

I cannot remember the last time.

Q. Who, in your opinion, should the dominant one in a relationship - the guy or girl?

Neither.

Q. When you have sexual fantasies, whom do you usually think of?

A provider that got out of the business/UTR, wish I can find her, and the only one I gave 10/10.

Q. What did you think of a provider when you first saw her face to case?

Angelic.

Q. Which was the moment when she impressed you most?

DFK, when she really got into it.

Q. What body parts that you like in a provider most?

I love everything that is woman.