The pictures aren't her... but she's very lovely.

We agreed to 2.25 for an hour.  When I asked about seconds.... that would be .5 more.  Okay.

After round 1, I asked if I should put it in the toilet.  She said yes.

As I walked into the open bathroom, I discovered a large fully-dressed woman sitting on the toilet.

Cody then said she needed the .5 up front.

She also tried to upsell me on her friend participating.

She said she was there "to learn."  I hope she learned not to do shit like that.

I bailed.  No tip.

You got what you wanted, didn't you? An saved 50 bucks. One thing, though. She should've disposed of the whatever for you.

One question. Did the "large fully-dressed woman" sitting with the toilet seat up or down?

I've pretty much given up on full reviews, but agree with your comments.  She has a formula she plans to follow and won't vary from it.  It's not just that there are things she doesn't do... She only does what she plans to do, and in the exact order she plans it. She made a face when I asked her to play with the boys.