Wanted...lady that takes the term "Full Service " seriously.  Please contact me as I desire a hardy babe to come by my house and shovel the 15 inces of Fing snow off my driveway.  I will take vouryistic pleasure  of watching you from inside, sipping hot coco and Kalua. You may join me for a warm cup or two upon completion of your task.  I eagerly await your response...Thank you...STP

Ha

and cut us a reduced rate!

Unless you want to come inside and warm up afterward

but a very sensible young lady who knows that my enthusiasms sometime get the better of my common sense politely waved me off on safety grounds.



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you guys need to do some forward planning. yesterday while doing the grocery shopping I stopped by and spent some time with Stevie Thunder and Sidney Starr. Now I'm watching the snow, drinking the bear and can barely walk.

do you need references and screening?

I will press my DDs up against the glass for ya every now and then, and I will pour warm chocalate off my nipples for you!

shovel !!!