Dupont Circle-Woodley Park at 4* hotel
5/7    Sat.,       2 am-11 pm available
5/8    Sun        9 am-12 pm available
(Happy Mother's Day!)

As always, it is best to call me: 917-981-1483
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other happenings and events:

CHARLES GATEWOOD IN NEW YORK

Thursday, May 12 - 7-10 pm   $50

        Join renowned photographer Charles Gatewood, "family photographer of America's sexual underground," for this fun 3-hour workshop, based on his new Greenery Press book, PHOTOGRAPHY FOR PERVERTS.  Learn the dos and don'ts of adult photography, plus how to meet and work with exotic models,   getting published and exhibited, model releases and 2257 record keeping, tech tips, and lots more.  Students are encouraged to bring their cameras and examples of their work for critique.  NetMichelle, a lovely nude model, will be present to pose for all who attend.
                  Museum of Sex, 233 Fifth Ave (27th St) NYC

More info:  http://www.museumofsex.com
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Friday, May 13 - 7-10 pm   Free

        Art@Large is proud to present an exhibition of vintage and recent photographs and collages by legendary photographer Charles Gatewood. "Gatewood's world is freakish, earthy, blunt, erotic--most of all, terribly and beautifully alive." --A.D. Coleman, NY Times.

    When Charles Gatewood began photographing America's sexual underground in the mid-1960s, he was considered by many to be an obsessed eccentric whose concerns were extremely marginal.  Today however, as public nudity, blatant exhibitionism, full body tattooing and piercing, extreme fetish practices and various forms of sadomasochistic excess have entered mainstream culture, Gatewood's photographs appear not only artistically and historically significant, but also uncannily prophetic.

We are especially pleased to also present vintage gelatin silver prints from Gatewood's rarely seen 1972-76 "WALL STREET" essay, which was awarded two fellowships from NY State Arts Council plus the Leica Medal of Excellence.  Vintage prints from Gatewood's first book SIDETRIPPING (1975, with William S. Burroughs) will also be available, as will a large selection of Gatewood's fine art photography books.

        An opening reception for the Mr. Gatewood will be held on Friday, May
13, 2005, 6 - 9:00pm, at: Art @ Large, 630 Ninth Ave, (btwn. 44/45th
Sts.)  #707, New York City. 212.957.8371.  The show continues for four weeks. ( I, Netmichelle, will be at the opening, and I will be featured in huge art prints on the wall.)

        More info:  Paul J. Carvalho, Media Liaison, Art @ Large. 212.957.8371     
  
http://www.artatlarge.com/pages/Gatewood_pages/GATEWOOD_index.htm

Charles Gatewood
[email protected]
http://www.charlesgatewood.com
newsgroup/mailinglist: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/flashvideo
(He has some WILD fetish videos that he sells, not just the thick art coffee table books.)

Flash Productions
PO Box 410052
San Francisco, CA 94141
ph 415-267-7651
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May 13-15:     8th Annual NYC Tattoo Convention
Fri. 13: 4pm - 12am
Sat. 14: 12pm - 12am
Sun. 15: 12pm - 8pm

http://www.nyctattooconvention.com/

ps... Tattoo Convention is at Roseland, 239 W. 52 St.  and is just off of Broadway. It opens Friday and goes from 4-12.  All day Sat and Sun.  I'll be there!
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May 17th
*** MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE ****
I will be working with BELLADONNA in LA on one of her webcam shoots. You must join her site and not mine to view it!
'Nuff said.
http://www.netmichelle.com/belladonna.html
http://www.netmichelle.com
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October 2005
I will be going to England and Germany to work with fetish photographers.

Nature sprang herself onto me today, so unless you want French lessons, I'll catch you boys later!

http://www.mum.org/humorjk2.htm
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

http://www.menstruationlover.com/blood/
truly sick site. But a deserving one....

http://www.fredflare.com/diary/vinnie.php
What else can you buy on eBay?

http://www.mum.org/words.html
The best link ever!
Dynamite "When my husband was a young boy, he and his brothers one day had discovered their mother's tampons. After inspecting theses newly discovered devices, they promptly decided to play 'WAR!' with them. My husband says they commando-crawled around on their bellies, ripped the paper from the tubes, 'lit' the fuses and lobbed them at each other like sticks of dymanite! When his mom arrived home to find her sons rolling around their front yard littered with tampons, the crap really hit the fan. Because of this wonderful story, I call tampons 'dynamite,' and the code for my period around here is, 'I'm packin' dynamite!'"
"Bullets "I used to call tampons 'bullets' because that's what the non-applicator ones look likewhen they are still wrapped up. So this evolved to saying "I've been shot" when I had my period. I've since stopped using disposable products and using euphemisms in favor of just stating it plainly. I also view menstruation as a positive thing now. "

"*Hitting the 57 From a male: "I propose 'Hitting the 57' as a suitable term for menstruation. Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour." The Oxford English Dictionary specially notes those words not known in usage, just as entries in older dictionaries, so I'll similarly indicate this theoretical expression by an *."

"I'm having my very own personal St. Valentine's Day Massacre"

my personal fave "I'm rebooting the Ovarian Operating System"

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