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"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

Lao-Tzu BC 600-?,
Chinese Philosopher, Founder of Taoism,

Spoon fed clients NEVER work out, this is why we have "web sites".  

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There is a reason why the Marine Corps is a bitch to get into, we're not much different and we've always been up front about that.

Either you get it or you don't. For those of you who do not,  move along... there nothing to see here..... move along.


Simply the best for the professional class gentleman, woman, or couple. Dreams Escorts and Divine Companions business reputation of honesty and integrity is backed by multiple reviews and satisfied clients. If you're seeking a more refined escort companion service encompassing mind, body and spirit, let Dreams show you why we are the preferred choice of the MD-DC social elites.


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A Sport Fan's Fantastic Fancy

Available for incalls and outcalls  Northern VA  Wincheseter to Alexandria- Hagerstown - Frederick MD

Measuring at 5'5", 130 lbs, 36B-30-36, Emma is the epitome of a great volleyball player. She also spends her time outdoors lounging on the beach and finding fun adventures where she can. On top of being an athlete, Emma's got a great fantasy football lineup and would love to take you on.

Don't let all the sports knowledge intimidate you. Your standard, complicated, high maintenance woman pales in comparison to Emma's down-home, Midwestern charm and sincerity. In a world of false pretenses and spin doctoring, here is a woman who respects an honest, straight-forward man.

Based in Frederick MD with service to PA, DC and VA

Find out why Odysseus ( legendary Greek king of Ithaca and the hero of Homer's epic poem the Odyssey )  was so determined to return home to Penelope!

33D-24-32 - Yes those 33 D's are real !

Our Penelope is the perfect overnight companion for the gentleman who needs a (TPEC) Total Package Escort Companion to stimulate there mind and body.

With the body of a goddess, unmarred by children and a mind of a Harvard librarian, Penelope is perfect for the geek-turned-successful businessman (or woman!). Finally, a woman whose eyes won't glaze over when talk gets technical.  Were you a geek in college ? Where you the classic over achiever who wants a woman you can relax with and not have to "dumb it down" all the time ?

A former competitive swimmer and gymnast (with the flexibility to match), Penelope speaks conversational Spanish in addition to understanding Indian languages of Hindi and Telegu.

LOVE WOMEN with REAL ACCENTS?
Listen to her sexy voice here: http://dreamsescortblogs.com/blogs/everyone/penelope-pontificates-not-all-escort-agencies-are-the-same.htm

" Save the Cheerleader, Save the World !!" **

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=157437

Are you still lamenting 20 years later about how you missed the chance to experience the tiny blonde cheerleader with the spinner body?  Now is your chance to attain that which has been denied from you for so long and finally have closure. ( Either that or get therapy... this is much cheaper.... and yes that was a joke )

Miss Tara is our honest-to-goodness Georgia peach. She's a true southern belle with the soft accent to match. Sweet as pie, this little wonder will put you in a diabetic coma if you're not careful. Sugar, spice and everything nice certainly applies here.  30A-25-30, 5'3" 110 LBS, green eyes

Tara is based in Chambersburg, PA with service as far south as Hagerstown and Frederick, MD. Requests for three hour or more with 24 hour notice will get her to the 495 beltway.

Tuesday - Friday 11AM to 7 PM,
Sat by 8 to 24 hour ADVANCE RESERVATIONS.

To the guys out around the beltway /NoVA suburbs; if two or three of you step and pre-book 1.5 hours, I think we can get her (Tara) to Reston /Vienna for you on Friday. This offer, of course, expires by Tuesday. She needs lead time to make that happen.

** reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_%28TV_series%29

General Service area Cumberland|Hagerstown| Chambersburg PA| Leesburg VA


Claire has developed a following among those who love a mature blonde.

It definitely helps that Greek is now on the menu (1.5 hr min requirement) along with prostate massage and strap-on play. Think of her as the girl-next-door who came back home smarter, wiser, approachable, and a great listener. Based in Cumberland MD and available for trips to Washington DC require a 3 hour min.

Meet Audrey!

Audrey is a passionate, intelligent, extrovert with a Type A personality. Even the most socially awkward of men feel completely at ease by her infectious smile, zeal for life, and goofball sense of humor. Audrey is a confirmed natural redhead and perfectly proportioned at 5'6, Size 2, 34b-25-35. (And yes, guys-- she grew 'em herself!)

But don't be completely fooled by those beguiling blue eyes... Take Audrey to the racquetball courts and she'll take you to the cleaners! Whatever you do, DON'T play her for money! Disclaimer: Dreams Escort Service will NOT be held liable when she wins your paycheck, car, house ... and your little dog too!

For those of you seeking the vibrancy of youth that only a redhead in her late 20's can provide, we suggest you hold on with BOTH hands!

Audrey's company is prescribed at the minimum dose of 1.5 hours. Audrey is also available to women and couples.

Think of it Audrey and Penelope two girl call .......

Ok that's enough thinking about it... see our website and live the fantasy as a selective few have.

Incall or outcall anywhere in our service area

DreamsEscorts and DivineCompanions have a service area from Harrisburg PA all the way down to Charlottesville Virgina. We offer incalls and outcalls within this area by request. We're not locked into just one location. For best results, make your incall/outcall service request at least 12 to 24 hours in advance and we'll do our best to accommodate you. Most of our associates are available within our entire service area. Some however, may require time minimums due to travel time or distance to service your requested location.

Incalls are just as available in Cumberland, Frederick, Baltimore, BWI to DC as they are in York PA or Alexandria VA with advance notice. Unlike some operations, our associates  are not sitting around in some central location waiting to be dispatched. For best results 8 to 12 hour advance notice please.

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

Lao-Tzu BC 600-?,
Chinese Philosopher, Founder of Taoism,

Spoon fed clients NEVER work out, this is why we have "web sites".  

http://divinecompanions.com/questions.html
http://dreamsescorts.com/questions.html

There is a reason why the Marine Corps is a bitch to get into, we're not much different and we've always been up front about that.

Either you get it or you don't. For those of you who do not,  move along... there nothing to see here..... move along.

Has your doctor told you that "you have one life to live" and the powers that be (TPTB) are about to "cancel" your show with no re-runs or syndication ?

As the Romans say "Die Now".

DreamsEscorts is offering what will henceforth be known as "The Bucket list special" !

Dreams Penelope, Dreams Audrey and Tara one special price.
Yes three wonderful women all at once over a two hour period.

... and if you order now we'll also include absolutely free your choice of a defibrillator or a pre-signed DNR. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_not_resuscitate )

Go out in a decedent blaze of glory reminiscent of the old days of club 54 or the original Plato's Retreat in NYC. Give them something to talk about when they perform those final services and eulogize you !

Client code holders you have my private booking number so call me for the price. Anyone else get screened then you can call me and ask for details.

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I'll have to take the DNR as that is definitely the way to go. Talk you soon Lee.

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No matter how many times we say it, there is a separation between agency and screening. Regardless the concept is just not getting through to people... oh well.

Everything one needs to know about the Fantasys! division which handles screening is here:

http://fantasysclientscreening.com/main.htm

Ultimately, do what works for you either we'll do business or we wont.

Thank you for your question and have a good day.

Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus

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