ok I know this will sound dumb but here it goes, I'm interested in a provider at an agency (naomie @ TGND) is it ok to ask on the phone whats on the menu? If not how do I find out whats on the menu?
Thanks for helpin a newbie out

read the reviews and figure it out for yourself. Calling and bringing up the menu will get you hung up on.

No...it is never OK to discuss the menu...In many ladies will terminate discussion if you even attempt to inquire. How do you know what to expect. Well...check the reviews.

Ever heard of a fake review? There are some legendary fakes on some other boards.

Not only have I asked providers what they offer, I have also told them what I expect. You have to be subtle at first until they get to know you, but there are ways to communicate your wishes.

We know what they want and they know what we want.

Keep in mind that these reviews are fictional. Besides YMMV.

All of my reviews from day one were accurate.  During the 1 year and 8 months I have been doing this, I received only TWO fake reviews.  I reported them to TER and they were removed.

Here you have a lady who has 6 new reviews for December along with 4 total pages of reviews!  Give me a break already.  

You say there are ways "to communicate your wishes," then you go on to say "We know what they want and they know what we want."  Which is it?  

READ the REVIEWS.  That way you will KNOW if she offers what you want.  

If someone calls or emails me and starts asking specific questions, I end the conversation immediately.  I will hang up on them if it is a phone call.  Also, I do not respond to any overly inquisitive emails.

Do you seriously believe the majority of reviews are fakes?  If so, why are you here?

and not just here but on other boards. The problem is weeding out the fakes from the truth.  

And let's be honest, we all know John B may not get the same menu as John A from the same woman. If John B happens to be unattractive, maybe overweight, out of shape or just plain gross, he is not going to be offered the same options as John A.

For instance, I have read reviews where it was indicated lady only offers CBJ. I made an appt and was able to get BBBJ. What I'm saying is the menus are not "one size fits all". Ever heard of YMMV?

As to your question about "which is it?".......it's both! That was not an either/or statement. We all know why we are here.

with the smell of doughnuts......."

no reviews from this person and he is giving advice that promotes illegal activities.

Re: LOL texcat... "the smell of doughnuts?!?" OH! I get it now! LOL Thanks. EOM

shakes head at Betty,
too much blonde hair dye!

LMAO. you tall people crack me up!!

Ok, well my simple question seem to have created a lot of discussion, which is good I supose.  Being a limited member I can not read anything about menu, the provider I'm interested in has lots of good reviews, I'm not worried about that, I just wanna know about, gfe, dfk, multi shots on goal.  Asking those things will get me hung up on? FYI, I hate dougnuts, I have no reives as I am taking the plunge into the hobby on my trip to DC at end of month
Thanks all for the discussion

with discussing illeagal activity with a stranger on the phone and trust the honesty of her responses more   than the reviews found on the board. I think that is exceptional risky and bad practice,   I do agree that you want to be careful...even with reviews...If there is only one or two I check to see how many reviews the hobbyist has under his belt and how long he has been posting them.  If the lady is his only review or he only has reviews for babes with a certain agency I am cautious.   I know you enjoy being a contrarian , but I do hope this newbie ignors your advice. Hope you do too!

dude, it seems that you've been a newbie for a long time:

help chooseing between naomie, eva, lesa --- joecool870® (1/8/2010 7:13:07 AM) (319 reads)
Dulles area? --- joecool870® (11/6/2009 7:33:03 AM) (322 reads)
411 on Maria Maria --- joecool870® (10/5/2009 7:09:17 AM) (825 reads)
visiting Arlington Oct 8-10 looking for ideas --- joecool870® (9/6/2009 3:34:12 PM) (177 reads)

or it's that you've been a new officer for a long time?

There's nothing wrong of being new. But, IMHO, it's wrong to be new and not doing one's research, especially when he seems to have had time to. We have many friendly and over-friendly ppl here. However, do keep in mind, we don't have to answer your question.

As far as your question goes, I think Naomie prefers to eat healthy, something like chicken and rice. That being said, I don't think she'd turn down a steak and wine dinner. So there you go, have fun planning your trip.

It used to be that you could see a ladies scores and more info than you do now. k.

hehehehehehe

However, more experienced punters than I have already chimed in.  So, here's my advice.

1.  Purchase VIP.
2.  Read reviews
3.  Become a regular reader of the "FAQ for Newbies" board.  Silly questions are welcome there, over and over again, hence the name.
4.  Read the content available through the "Self-Help Center" above.
5.  Then come back here and join us.
6.  Have fun.
7.  Be safe.

are fakes or YMMV.  That being said, Yes I have heard of YMMV.  However, your argument is weak.  The menus may not be "one size fits all".  That's where reading the reviews comes into play.  It's all one big package offered to you so you can decide for yourself if she is a good fit for you or not.  

Your opinion of John A and John B is just that and ONLY that...your opinion.  Looks have absolutely NOTHING to do with what type of service is provided.  Cleanliness does.

Believe it or not, this is not rocket science.  I'm certain you can figure it all out and find exactly what you are looking for.  Just try being a little more optimistic.  Also, make WISE choices.

If you made an appt. where is YOUR review of her?  Participation is key!  Either that or go eat a doughnut!  LOL

it was the OP who was asking the questions, not me. I honestly have no clue what you're talking about regarding "6 reviews all in the same month"?

And the lady I saw that advertized only CBJ but offered me BBBJ was about 5 years ago. Really think I should do a review on her now?

PS- Thanks for making my argument!

I did not "make your argument."  So, you haven't seen anyone else in 5 years?  Wow!  When you do see someone again, I hope you participate and write a real review.

Furthermore, it appears you are basing your opinion of reviews based on one experience.  Legit ladies keep an eye on their reviews and fight to have "fake" reviews removed.  Yes.  There are some fake reviews out there.  IMHO the majority are real.

Keep Smiling and have a great night.

If you don't recognize my name, you must be a newbie......or a cop!

i'm not a newbie
not a cop
perhaps i've just not noticed you before.