Here are some of my drunken texts

I’ll be watching a giant dog lol have fun beautiful!! I hope you hit the big jackpot! 💋💋💋

... Portland to be exact.
I really want to see the movie Acrimony. Need to find time to fit that in when I get there.

perhaps i'll get shitfaced in DC tonight or tysons corner tomorrow night. LOL
i'll try not to butt text anyone, but i cant make any promises hahahaha

The local weather man is forcasting slushy snow for Saturday for many parts of the DC NOVA area.  so I may be shoveling and bitching. To be followed by Ben Gay and couch/TV time.  Then there is a classic car show at Cresent Wine store in Bowie on Sunday. A civil war dress up for Sat and Sunday at Appomattox court house in VA - the surrender of LEE to Grant. Plus all those Cherry blossoms on the Potomac freezing and blowing in the wind.

Feel free to butt dial me tomorrow night!  Almost anything to do with your butt is fine by me!