So I just got back from a a session.  No I can't share the name as the lady does not prefer reviews and being put on blast.  This was our first time meeting.  Per our email communications over the last week plus all indications were that this was a good fit.  Her personality, her look (damn near a 10), the overall vibe is what I look for.

Hence, fast forward to today and we meet.  I walk through the door of her nice condo and we exchange hugs and well wishes like we are long lost lovers.  Upon coming out of the clinch and the door shuts behind me, I look up and what do I see a toddler (say 2-4 yrs old) standing 20 feet away in the living room in a diaper.  WTF!?!?!?!  An immediate buzz kill.  However, she proceeds like we're the only two people in the room.  She takes my hand and leads me to the back bedroom where we proceed with the pleasantries.  But in the back of mind I'm like "....WTF, you're entertaining in this manner with a toddler in the next room watching cartoons...?"  Another lady was in the condo as I could hear her moving and interacting with the kid.

As I jump in the shower for the standard pre-session rinse, my mind is racing of all the possible scenarios i.e. will she need to break mid-session and change a diaper; will the toddler wander in the room while I'm on the down stroke; aaaahhhhh all possible scenarios, NOT, conducive for producing wood.  Should I leave?  Should I note ".....hey, you know there is a toddler in the next room....?"

After exiting the shower she returns, closes the door, but DOES NOT lock it.  Yes I was looking for her to do that.  She then proceeds to shower me with her perky personality and exquisite body!  Quickly thoughts of the toddler fade to the deep background.  We proceed with our session, a mighty fine one I might add, and do the deed (she has strong potential to enter the ranks of my ATFs).  

Once the session is over and my mind begins to re-enter earths atmosphere I hear the cartoons blaring in the next room as I jump back into the shower preparing to leave.  On the way out the front door I don't see Jr. but those damn cartoons are blaring through the TV and now I'm starting to feel like I'm leaving the scene of a crime.  And no, this lady is no young early 20 something fitting the stereotype of one who would have full blown baby daddy drama.

Hence, on my drive back to work I didn't know how to feel....satisfied or guilty.  Jr. is going to be subject to see a host of dudes coming and going through the door of that apartment.  WOW, what kinda latent seeds does that plant in Jr's subconcious?!?!  And yes, this is the first time I've ever experienced something like this.

How would you feel?

...gentleman who would make an anonymous phone call to children's services!

   The lady should have, in my opinion, hired a sitter.  

   You are wise not to post her information on a "public board", as it might create all sorts of problems for her and her child.

Hugs and Kisses,
Kelly

Maybe the kid's mother was the other woman in the condo...maybe she's just visiting temporarily...

Does the woman look like she has a 2 year old?  (A child much older than 2 probably wouldn't be in a diaper...and surely not a 4 year old)

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...GTFO of there.  Too uncomfortable.

"Sorry dear but I'm not comfortable with this.  I have to go."
First of all, you're right, it's a buzz kill.
More important, it's really bad for a kid to be exposed to this world.  Kids in the 2-4 range are old enough to wonder what Mommy is doing with all those strange guys.  She should be ashamed of herself for exposing the child to that.
No matter how tough her circumstances, there must a friend or relative to take the child while she provides.

OK, I thought I've seen it all but this one takes the cake.  I'm debating if I should call this "lady (I'm being kind and PC referring to her as a lady versus what I really want to call her.)

But before I share her PM let me make it clear to any others who feel and/or wants to make an attempt to place any blame at my feet; under no circumstance or scenario would I think it was MY fault for HER situation and environment so while you may and can post your thoughts do know that the only response you will get from me is the middle finger and both of them at that.  OK now to PM.

So first off, this women is obviously not from the States are her writing of English is terrible and it was difficult even completing the read of her email.  The primary message that was clear was that she was blaming me for the following reasons.  You know who you are, so when you get back to this post to see what I and other people are saying.......below are my responses to your crack head points.  Oh, and I cleaned up your writing so everyone can understand clearly WTF you're trying to say.

1. You note that (translated). ….”I don’t see men who don’t save enough money for fun with ladies and see only poor women…god save her and her child.  I bet you only donated no more $300.  What more do you want?"

OBSERVATION: First, the donation i paid was more than $300.  REALLY?!?! I would dare say the average starting rate in most markets (not counting extremes like LV, NY, LA) is $300 - $350.  And even in those markets the $300 - $350 range is common and NOT being charged by street walkers and crack whores.  Given the reality that $300 is common and IS NOT streetwalker/crack whore/homeless rates this women has just insulted a WHOLE lot of providers.  To suggest that women who charge $300 per hour, when it is the common going rate in most markets, is arrogant and uniformed on your part.  Do note that her website says that her rates start at $500 per 1 ½….IN NYC.  Go figure!?!?!   So if $300 per hour is crack whore rates is $500 per hour bag lady rates?  You may need to increase your rates to Porn Star rates starting at $1,500 per hour since you apparently see yourself as all that.

2. You note that (translated)…. “I’m afraid you have killed the mood for me to be with you (I originally contacted her to arrange an appointment).  So sorry, I was just not able to resist to respond to your post.”

OBSERVATION:  Simply put; the feeling is mutual.  No need to feel sorry for responding….Donald Sterling.   Thank you!   Now I know to stay as far away as I can from your BSC thought processes.

3. You note that (translated)…. Now I don’t know if I got this translation right but here goes.  Her original, unedited writing is….. ”even escorts american babes who charge over 500 are not ... not a women just …hookers.”  I think what she means to say is: Even American babes who charge over $500 are not just hookers, they are women.

OBSERVATION:  DUH!!  I know this already, the majority of male participants on TER know this.  No need for a detailed response to this retarded thought process.  Since my 2001 membership on TER I'm in the record thanking the many fine ladies who provide such a wonderful service to this community?

4. You note that (translated)….”So it is your fantasy to be with poor women with toddlers in the other room?  This makes you repulsive to high end escorts that that’s the only type of women you see.  These women are not bad women they are just trying to survive”  

OBSERVATION:  ROFLMAO!!  It’s obviously not my fantasy. During the course of my conversations with the provider I never asked…..”look, I have this fetish of being with poor women in dire straits. Make sure you have little toddlers running around when I get there and be puffing on a crack pipe…”  ROFLMAO, you really had the nerve to type that. Tooooo  funny.  Soooo, what makes you a High End escort?  What is the definition of a high end escort?  And before you go there, price aint it.

Deep breath…aaaahhh, that was fun.  Receiving your PM made my day.  Toooo funny!!  And as I close......get a clear visual in your mind of my left and right hands squarely in your face and the middle fingers straight up with the others  fingers down and in the palm of my hand.

I’m gonna give you a slight pass given the fact that you come from a backwards ass country and who knows what other BSC ideas are floating around in your head to produce your other BSC thoughts

That in the future when we meet I will secure an outcall location and she agreed to visit me there.

I'm not knocking any ones hustle and she is a keeper.  Hence, securing an outcall location is the best I could do to ensure I don't feel "weird" in the future.

after shaking my head in bewilderment, I wouldn 't have spent more than 5 seconds trying to analyze what she said.
It's gibberish.

I walked thru the incall to the bedroom and their were 3 infants laying on the living floor.

.....your generosity.

Hugs and Kisses,
Kelly

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At least wish her a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY..... lol.... 😝😝😝😝

Just nope. I'm a asshole and even I have my limits. But as a parent, no way I'm going to endanger my kid (or someone else's) by letting a lot of strangers in my house I don't know that well.
And the whole scene sounds like simulated marriage... If I wanted a quicky while the toddler was watching TV, I'd just get remarried and have more kids.