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Hello everyone. My name, my name is TheDollarMenu and I have a confession.
TheDollarMenu 1359 reads
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There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  

I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.

Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

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What does "masturbation sound of a penis" sound like?

I am hoping that the penis did not actually make a sound.  But n a weird way it was interesting to think about.

 

 

Posted By: !!!!!
What does "masturbation sound of a penis" sound like?

Go help him jerk off, so you guys can be done in less than 5 min.  

I'm sure your touch will make him just explode....

I'm sure he will compensate you, or at least thank you.....

Why didn't you drop your turd or clear your throat.  

Listening to some guy jack off for 10 minutes and being intimidated by it is just ridiculous.  I would have just said "Hey, someone's in here".

Such a funny and light-hearted post. Too funny!
Secondly, don't be a hater! Even I have had to utilize a stall once or twice.
You should have joined in for some synchronized fapping.
Haha. TGIF all.

Thank you for lightening up the vibe on this man's post. The lack of humor is a prevalent issue with many posts to these boards. Seems like a lot of the serious folk posting here need to get laid more. I hope you, Miss White, and all others have a wonderful weekend. As for the jacking on the fourth floor...two thoughts...I'd like to see the hot babe he's jacking to...and...she's gotta be hot to jack, knowing your there, smelling your shit???
 

Posted By: Sofia White
Such a funny and light-hearted post. Too funny!  
 Secondly, don't be a hater! Even I have had to utilize a stall once or twice.  
 You should have joined in for some synchronized fapping.  
 Haha. TGIF all.

And, a couple of guys were getting it on................

 
aw hell

*tap tap tap

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  
   
 I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.  
   
 Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

Haha I would of made a noise and let him know that you were in there. I have never played with myself in a public bathroom, gross, lol. But I guess some do what they gotta do. Some people can't wait!

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  
   
 I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.  
   
 Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

I also think that you stayed quite because you liked it and didn't want to disturb him.  LOL!!  Maybe he was looking to get something off the Dollar Menu, times are hard (at least for 10 mins it was).

Ok now I am done, seriously I would have at least cleared my throat to let him know I am in the next stall. If he continued, I would have said something to the effect of "Damn its stuck" and started grunting real loud.  

Or simply just called him out on it and told him to stop beating his meat (real loud)

If for nothing more than his creative manipulation of the English language ("the masturbation sound of a penis"). Classic.


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