Write Review
1,979,340 Total Reviews 4,064 New Reviews
12,279 Users Online

Washington DC

This is funny!
TheDollarMenu 1373 reads
posted
1 / 18
Hello everyone. My name, my name is TheDollarMenu and I have a confession.

There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  

I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.

Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

!!!!! 765 reads
posted
2 / 18
Question.

What does "masturbation sound of a penis" sound like?

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 675 reads
posted
3 / 18
Sounds like fap fap fap fap fap (lol). -e-


END OF MESSAGE

JazzCrusaderII 58 Reviews 583 reads
posted
4 / 18
I have to admit I wondered about that too

I am hoping that the penis did not actually make a sound.  But n a weird way it was interesting to think about.

 

 
Posted By: !!!!!
What does "masturbation sound of a penis" sound like?

JawKnee36 90 Reviews 554 reads
posted
5 / 18
Or the sound of stirring mac n' cheese if lube was used. e


END OF MESSAGE

SinCitySinner 65 Reviews 624 reads
posted
6 / 18
Next time...

Go help him jerk off, so you guys can be done in less than 5 min.  

I'm sure your touch will make him just explode....

I'm sure he will compensate you, or at least thank you.....

Jake-dc 104 Reviews 604 reads
posted
7 / 18
Seriously - why would you subject yourself to that?

Why didn't you drop your turd or clear your throat.  

Listening to some guy jack off for 10 minutes and being intimidated by it is just ridiculous.  I would have just said "Hey, someone's in here".

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 766 reads
posted
8 / 18
It is great to see....

Such a funny and light-hearted post. Too funny!
Secondly, don't be a hater! Even I have had to utilize a stall once or twice.
You should have joined in for some synchronized fapping.
Haha. TGIF all.

Mr.Peabody 687 reads
posted
9 / 18
I would have shouted, "No wide stance over here..."

Just saying...

ishitunot 11 Reviews 536 reads
posted
10 / 18
Re: It is great to see....

Thank you for lightening up the vibe on this man's post. The lack of humor is a prevalent issue with many posts to these boards. Seems like a lot of the serious folk posting here need to get laid more. I hope you, Miss White, and all others have a wonderful weekend. As for the jacking on the fourth floor...two thoughts...I'd like to see the hot babe he's jacking to...and...she's gotta be hot to jack, knowing your there, smelling your shit???
 

Posted By: Sofia White
Such a funny and light-hearted post. Too funny!  
 Secondly, don't be a hater! Even I have had to utilize a stall once or twice.  
 You should have joined in for some synchronized fapping.  
 Haha. TGIF all.

petitenicole See my TER Reviews 655 reads
posted
11 / 18
Signed on here........

And, a couple of guys were getting it on................

 
aw hell

iconaclassic 42 Reviews 576 reads
posted
12 / 18
Sen Craig is back at it?

*tap tap tap

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  
   
 I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.  
   
 Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

Sidney Starr See my TER Reviews 585 reads
posted
13 / 18
This is funny!

Haha I would of made a noise and let him know that you were in there. I have never played with myself in a public bathroom, gross, lol. But I guess some do what they gotta do. Some people can't wait!

TamsenC See my TER Reviews 569 reads
posted
14 / 18
Ewwww. Silly Jawknee ;-D


END OF MESSAGE

HarperMcKenna See my TER Reviews 542 reads
posted
15 / 18
Really? Do we need specifics about your shit? (eom)

Posted By: TheDollarMenu
There is this male employee at my workplace that masturbates in the bathroom at level 4 in my building. I don't go to level three to use the bathroom because it just smells like total ass up there. So, I go to level 4 to take a dump because the toiletries are clean and there is always plenty of protection (i.e. paper covers over the toilets).  
   
 I'm not sure if this is a regular occurrence. However, I was sitting in the bathroom on level 4 of the building for about 10 minutes and this guy came in next to me. Next thing I heard was, well, the masturbation sound of a penis. I was so disgusted and shocked that I sat there while holding my own turd inside myself. I didn't make a sound. So, he continued, and continued, and continued until he made a relief sound. His masturbation duration lasted for about 10 minutes and I could not believe that it took him that long to ejaculate. This happened on Tuesday this week but I was too busy to come on here to let everyone know. So, if your that guy, then please, go somewhere else and do it. I was next to you.  
   
 Now, did you experience any kind of sexual encounters at the work place? If so, can you please share it? Thanks. Bye!

4newbie2 100 Reviews 492 reads
posted
16 / 18
I think you have a secret admirer that wants to come out of the closet or in your case the stall.

I also think that you stayed quite because you liked it and didn't want to disturb him.  LOL!!  Maybe he was looking to get something off the Dollar Menu, times are hard (at least for 10 mins it was).

Ok now I am done, seriously I would have at least cleared my throat to let him know I am in the next stall. If he continued, I would have said something to the effect of "Damn its stuck" and started grunting real loud.  

Or simply just called him out on it and told him to stop beating his meat (real loud)

AsianManNOVA 549 reads
posted
17 / 18
Did you get turned on? Maybe that's why you stayed until he finished. eom


END OF MESSAGE

Boricualover 225 Reviews 692 reads
posted
18 / 18
Gotta love $'s posts...

If for nothing more than his creative manipulation of the English language ("the masturbation sound of a penis"). Classic.


-- Modified on 10/5/2013 4:34:15 AM

Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!