OK - before you beautiful ladies who have (sincerely) added so much contentment to my life string me up by the balls, which could....you know.....like anything else sexual "be fun if done right" I suppose....(thinks of the recent provider who wanted to stick her toes in his ass, still thinking about whether that is a good idea or not but she so "has me by the balls" after that sex I may let her).....this is very much 95% tongue-in-cheek, 5% "lets see what the survey says."

I submit:

Have now seen maybe 15 different providers my first year in this hobby.  I would guess that 10 have been in hotel rooms, and 5 have been private residences or outcalls making the ensuing math nice an easy.  Just the way I like it.  

For the ten that have been in hotel rooms,  I have always headed straight to the bathroom to get butt-nekked.  I am there for an hour, and we have so much to accomplish, ya know?  Why waste time.  Four out of those ten times I have walked into the bathroom to get into my birthday suit and found....the toilet open with unflushed piss in the toilet.

Now, lets run through the sequence of events here.  You text me a hotel name and address.  I arrive.  I text that I am there.   You text that you need five more minutes to get ready.  I get it,  you are women, you need time to get ready.  Fifteen minutes later you text me that you are ready (because time works differently for women? I dunno) and send me the room number.  I come in the door, you give me a sweet hug and kiss hello, and I go to the bathroom to find.....piss in the toilet.  This is my first impression.  She either doesn't know how, or doesn't bother to flush the toilet.  And she expects me to stick my face and dick WHERE?

Alrighty, you have my submission.  "Not flushing her piss down the toilet as a 1st impression of who she is".

. . . by starting this, providers should start their own Top Ten Hobbyist Faux Pas?

And my guess is that they can come up with a longer list than we can.

Hey Skippy, stop pursuing skanky whores

I have been in hobby for 10 yrs and have fucked hundreds of women at incall and outcall...

On a serious note, you should point it out to the girl so she takes care of it next time before the next guy walks in.  

I personally, never had that experience. I have seen dirty towels on the bathroom floor under the sink,but definitely no piss.

Damn near put that in my post,  but figured one thing I have learned for certain in the past year (other than, uhm, 40% of providers don't know how to flush the toilet) is that all of my stereotypes about providers developed while growing up were wrong.

These women are, on the whole, much smarter than I and much, much more cunning.  I will not fuck with them in any way other than the literal, and I know damn well that once they start "their" list it is going to hurt a LOT more than ours!

I am under no, NO, delusions about ANY of this.

And stop using BP girls lol. The reputable ones know that if they are sloppy they might get bad reviews or publicity so they try to minimize this type of thing while the BP quickies don't Care and just seek money!

a provider that her pussy isn't up to my standards--that is, the odor that is coming from her pussy. I'm always hesitant to tell a provider that her pussy doesn't smell fresh because I do not want to ruin the experience. However, it does ruin my experience. Sometimes its a bit unbearable. I pay good money too, and they are running a service and they should maintain a standard of cleanliness. Does anyone think its disrespectful to tell a provider to wash herself up because I am not satisfied with the odor from her pussy? Please only reply to this topic if you had this experience.

BTW, you think you had it worse? I've seen literally at least 200 hundred providers. When you see that many providers, you'll see some real life situations. You saw piss in the toilet that was not flushed. I saw shit in the toilet that was not flush, and this was at least a handful of times. I also saw condoms in the trashcans, dirty towels all over the floor, and more unsanitary conditions. The girls tell me that their toilet was "stuck" and it didn't flush.

As long as you are paying for the service, you have right to demand certain level of cleanliness.

I would just leave if I would experience any of that..

My best guess Alias is that it is probablly the dudes hitting the head on the way out and the girls not noticing.

a real messy room, bad breath, or bad oder from down south.  The first one I can deal with but the last two really makes the little guy want to call it a day and go home.

Major turnoff...

Ladies need to keep it clean downstairs!  Bad odors are nasty but I've seen two ladies that don't rinse between sessions and it was obvious that they don't play safe.  Sloppy seconds... NO THANKS!!!

And I've figured out why SOME providers don't allow "touch inside pussy" - they're concerned that you'll discover that the dude just before you did CID sans raincoat. I guess they can only douche so many times a day before those chemicals eat away at their vaginal walls before they actually become even more vulnerable to HIV and other STDs, but that exposes subsequent clients to an even greater likelihood that they might contract something, even with donning the party hat. Not to mention that that discovery immediately nips in the bud one's desire or willingness to do much more in her downstairs. Oh, and another trick you all need to be aware of: some of the ladies use the seemingly nice touch of putting a dab of perfume on their clit - it makes DATY a very pleasant tasting and smelling experience. But it might also be useful to mask the smell of any residual semen from the guy who finished 10 minutes before you showed up! Think about that one!...

I'd rather not see a stack of towels in the bathroom nor used condoms/wrappers in the trash. I mean, I know what has happened before, but I would rather not see the evidence.

Unless its with the ones I like and have seen many times.

After a session I have to do a hardcore unpretty, unsexy antibacterial soap and sugar scrub.  I don't do that in front of clients, I get dressed to show them out.

Projection of an image is lovely, but if the companion you're seeing is clean head to toe when you meet her she did something to be that way prior to seeing you and she will do something following your appointment to remain that way.

who, after a session of sex, just chat with me while I shower, and they go ahead and just dress to go out. Now, I use a condom each time. Sometimes I get her very juicy and no lube is needed, and sometimes they like to use lube anyway.

Either way, there is usually vigorous DATY preceding the sex. So just from a bodily fluids standpoint she should at least use some wipes or a warm washcloth. Are they just being lazy, or ignorant of basic hygeine and the variety of bacteria in a mouth? Keeping lube in a vagina isn't the best either.

I've noticed this with well-reviewed, established local and visiting ladies.

I've begun crossing them off my repeat list, inlcuding some former ATFs.

So, the faux pas is not cleaning themselves up adequately to project an image of caring about their hygeine.

I have had men leave my floor soaked from washing up or pee in toilet and recently my sink area wet with dirty towel on counter. I think in the rush of heading out the door there's no time to clean up details. But it is unfortunate and gross lol and I agree that things like that should be cleaned up. And us girls should def find the time to clean up too

i have showered infront of a few clients of mine,usually the ones i can trust the most. i  stay naked if not or throw a nightie on - but a shower is mandatory  before and after a client. no ones wants a stinky beaver - especially if its payed for. and in the girls defense we dont want stinky balls either.

it's common courtesy to be clean for your partner, it shows you respect them as much as youd like to be respected.

A lot of girls don't allow "touch inside pussy" or fingers inside themselves because changes to the vaginal environment cause CONSTANT (AND I DO MEAN CONSTANT) Bacterial Vaginosis infections.

You can't expect a girl to let guys stick multiple types of condoms, lubricants, fingers, tongues etc in their vagina and have their vaginal pH remain healthy and balanced which is the real reason a lot of girls don't allow fingers inside.  I personally have a cap, sometimes I allow fingering, sometimes when my vaginal pH doesn't feel right I do not (vaginal pH can increase irritation, feelings of dryness etc)!  Our bodies are complicated!  Throw in a dozen clients a week and you have real problems that mean a difficult balancing act for us!
And douching IS unhealthy for us and disrupts the vaginal environment!  Not because of the "chemicals" (uh, soap?) but because flushing the vagina, a naturally self-cleansing organ, with any fluid, even just warm water, can wash away healthy bacteria that our bodies need to be clean and healthy!

And no, girls don't put perfume on their pussies to mask semen, sometimes they do it to mask vaginal pH issue odors though!

Please educate yourself about women's bodies before you make such gross assumptions!

Recently I had one who was going to an overnight outcall after my visit. She said I could stay and chat with her as she packed. A driver had been sent to pick her up.

lingerie they were wearing since one told me she often gets a request for her to be wearing a specific outfit showing on her site. Even if she showered after I left, putting the lingerie back on after her pussy juices and my saliva were slathered all over her pubic area makes for some fertile bacterial growth medium.

I saw someone who was having their period at the time and douched before entering the bedrooom.  I only noticed after the session was over and I went into the bathroom to shower and the toilet water was a bloody mess.  She just made a mistake, that's all.  Was not a problem.

Re: Hey Skippy, stop pursuing skanky whores

Anyone escort can make a mistake, but I think as a general rule the cheaper you go the more problems you're going to run into.  I'm not talking about Skippy here either