I've been traveling so wonder if anyone has noticed any impact from the Fairfax County rules on massage parlors that went into effect in mid-November.

To answer my own question, I went to my favorite spot for a quickie with a real spinner. The table shower was gone -- removed per order of the county. I had to sign and date a form about the reasons for the massage therapy. And she had a new, more professional-looking uniform. She said a bunch of places in Annadale and Tysons already had been shut down.

Uniform? Did it come off at some point?

No illegal massage parlor is locking their door and most still have cameras out front..but yes they are not wearing skimpy outfits in FFX.

The only difference I have noticed is not wearing short dresses. Wearing yoga pants now.

This makes it even more unlikely that I'll ever patronize an AMP. They're just too big of a target as far as I'm concerned.