Had a job interview today!!! Hope I got the job

Pleases call HR to set up a time thats' convienent for both of us.

Oh, I forgot to tell you Ive moved over to HR department for the summer..Now your first duty, after com;pleting your physical will be redoing the dress code manual.

I know its not what you were told when ou interviewed but somebody has to improve morale around here and youre clearly better qualified than anyone else Ive got.

Welcome aboard!
PS..I know we discussed working hours as being 9 to 5. but never mind about that. Just come in whenever you can.

Good to know I have marketable skills.

Good to know I have marketable skills.

But I can think of a few right off the top of my "head" (no seriously - the top of my head!!!). LOL

You have many marketable assets (err: Skills) my dear.  Good luck and I am sure if any reasonable person was doing the hiring, you got the job.  

See you again soon,

concerning dress codes.

Is this an underwear optional office? with glass elevators???

Same as it happened to me!!!!  OOPS