This has been my pet peeve for a long time. Seriously...can someone name just one provider that has a well decorated and neat incall (not hotel). I really miss Juliet's place in Pentagon City. Her place has been the cleanest, neatest crib I have ever  visited in this hobby.

I also have never come across a provider that's as clean as she was and smelled fresh with no perfume cover up. Why can't providers take showers in between appointments? I am telling you, 95% of the providers I have seen just take a wipe with wet wipes or towels. I know some of you are going to say I see low end girls. No, these are the well reviewed, reputable providers we see everyday. You can tell because after a session, i get in the shower an when I come out, they are already dressing up and putting on make up? So what happened to all the cum I deposited on her face and chest? Is the next guy going to lick that off? I have seen very few providers who remain naked and wait for their turn in the shower. How hard is it to get in the shower and splash on some water? And most of the time you can tell if someone is not fresh no matter how you mask it. That's why I miss Juliet. If you went down there it tasted just like water at first until juices start flowing then you get fresh tasting juice. Please please tell me who else can match that.

....I agree with you.  I can expect the assembly approach from the BP types but you are correct some well reviewed and constants around the DC area can use some coaching in spacing out appointments to allow for proper clean-up and presentation preparation for the next client.

The best I've seen at it is Cleo.  I dont care what time I see her it is like I'm the first client of the day....room is "fresh" and neat, she is fresh and clean.  I'm kinda clean freak myself...shower before and after ALL sessions.  Hell, I wish ALL the ladies would shower with me before the session.

if she had 3 visitors she wouldn't use the same towel after cleaning up, right? I mean who uses a wet towel after a shower?


what's worse for me are the bed sheets. i don't wanna lay in some other dude's berry juice.
 

oh gross i cant fathom not taking a shower after a client...i like to get kinky but i love to be clean afterwards i mean at the end of the day no matter what youre both strangers to one and other...there shud be some precautions taken as far as hygene

When I lick her "down there" I taste latex. But she is hot. What can I say?

That's just nasty!!!  I saw 1 person yesterday and took THREE showers!!!!!  He was delicious, but I showered in the morning, and then when I got to our date, and then after he left. And then I went to bed and showered first thing this morning!

I'm all about sweaty nasty fun, with facials, etc. But I'd rather not be sticky and crusty all day!  

eeewwwww

I don't know who you have been seeing but I've never experienced anything like what you are talking.  

As far as Juliet being gone, you're right but her friends are still in the area.

my experience has been even well reviewed, experienced ladies still have "hygiene" issues from time to time. It doesn't mean they do it purposely.

Nice thread.  

Breath
My biggest pet peeve is breath.  And some providers have a demon breath.  I understand why some don't allow dfk and that is because their breath is kicking.  I have met some ladies with amazingly clean breaths, one provider would just blow on my hair and face to keep me cool after a session and it was so fresh.  But there are some who don't bother to use listerine or have teeth issues (some well reviewed ladies) out there  yet they want to DFK with you a lot.  I play it off and turn at kissing another areas.

I can say guys are stinky too and I make every effort to be clean before every session.

Morning Appointments
I like early AM appointments and have seen several deliciously clean ladies at this time.  However some feel like they can skip the simple step of taking a shower and get away with it.   This leads to bad breath,  sour pussy and stinky asshole.   Yes ladies,  we can smell it.   Results in us not kissing you,  not giving you DATY, no doggie style to avoid the ass smell, or just plain loss of interest and wood in my case.

Back to back appointments.
Some ladies have tight schedules, and I have noticed the good ones would take a quick shower while I am dressing up after we are done so that they are ready for the next client.  But some choose to skip this process all together and some just use a wet rag to "wipe" off which in my opinion is disgusting since that spreads more of the fluids throughout the body.  I noticed the rag a approach on well reviewed provider this happened while I was taking a shower.  Then I realized why she had a weird smell across her dody,  like an old wet rag smell.  Never again.

Assholes and pussies
Some ladies are impeccable with that area, and some ...well ... They are clueless.  I am an booty lover all sizes (except for BBW, not into it) and when DATY is good I venture into DATO.   I jus wish ladies would do just a quick sniff test.   Yes, there is sweat,  but some seems like shit was jus wiped off.  This kills any chance of DATO and of course doggy.  Also an instant wood killer for me.  And I have smelled some stinky booties out there.  Pussies too,  fishy smell ...  You should probably not be touring that week.


I do give props to te clean ladies out there,  you know who you are.  Which is why I keep going back to them.  Ladies even if you know you are hot looking,  take some time to freshen up the right way.

Have you ever suggested taking a shower together before getting started?

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And seriously, a hoe bath (complete with soap and water) takes all of 5 minutes.

All I've seen have shower routines. Takes one together before we start and after. No one caters and pampers a man more than the Asians do

Some not only take showers but give baths like Erotic Bebe and Elizabeth.

I'm guessing you don't like Asian, or at least haven't tried them yet.

After what you describe I'm guessing you're so grossed out that you would be seeing anyone in a long time. Actually you grossed me out and I'm going to see one of my Asian sweeties to get cleaned inside and out

I do not like to generalize, but most Asians tend to be squeaky clean.
I hate to waste assets to smell ass, etc.

Sweeties Thanks for the compliment!
It just having consideration for the other person ! I don't think a girl get turn on walking into a dirty room or seeing a smelling guy or girl
I always say my turn on is if the guy or girl smells good and takes his/her time in cleaning himself or herself  up.

We are both going to have a good time!

Lot of love and happy thoughts this weekend xoxxo Cleo

Agree.  Bebe always tastes like perfection.

I am not the only escort who showers, rinses and gargles between each and every single appointment. Your post makes it sound like most of us don't shower before seeing their clients and I truly find that hard to believe.

Enjoy everyone, and always remember, soap and water is very cheap- so let's all be clean for our appointments- escorts and hobbyists alike!

Hugs,
Bobbi

If the session is over and she is not waiting to hop in the tub there is something wrong ....

If I were the client I would say something about it. & probly never see her again

Ewwwwww.....


Xo
Kyla

Some of the higher end providers tend to book one after the other & that is gross. I was going to do doubles with a hghly reccommended curvy pin up type last year & what made me nix it was...
Guy pays a double for 2 hours(1400) for a 7pm. She had a 9pm set & ready to go! How are you gonna rush a client like that?! And if you dont take time to clean yourself off Im damn sure not going down on you!

Youd be surprised how many just want you in and out. I just cant do it.

I agree with you Tamsenc,! I have a 1 hour to see a client ,
I have to bathe, and clean my house before to see another costumer
hatred,  to do double with someone who stinks, or sweat and salty!



I use lemisol  for my kitten to smell great and taste like mint

just sayin'

I have never heard of such nastiness of kitties not being clean!!! A ho bath, for those that don't know, is just that- you prop one leg up on the sink and grab the soap and scrub until you're clean!!! That is the least of what you can do if you use your goodies like an amusement park ride!!! And who wants to lay on previously used sheets?!? I am one to ho bath whenever and wherever necessary, I am not ashamed of my clean kitty!!! Hmmm, anyone that would like to do a black light or sniff test before laying down the donation is more than welcome when visiting me!!!

As far as showering on YOUR time, unless we are showering together, I remain available for conversation, hospitality, or play until your time is up. After you have left, I will thoroughly shower, but I think it would be rude to indulge in a 20 minute shower while in the middle of an appointment. For the sake of cleanliness, I shower and then go back and ho bath 10 min before the appointment starts and I ho bath while getting you a warm towel. I have NEVER had an issue.

Pixie - you have anybody else based in Crystal or Pentagon city whom you would recommend?  Addresses where providers are located are (understandably) vague but would love to have a short list of those nearby for when I want a "quick out" (such as this evening!).

I worked foran agency back in the day it was like that.

nope, sorry I dont hobby in that area directly. Alexandria would be closest I've ever been. I hesitate to give her name because I'm finding out she's kinda flaky.

Delicious?  Me or the cookies? I hope it was me because you ceratainly were......

I normally leave a good amount of time in-between appointments and quite honestly I'm not jumping in the shower while you get dress and skedaddle. I'm going to put my clothes/robe/something on and wait until after you're gone.

Just because a girl doesn't hop in the shower while you're zipping your pants doesn't mean she's dirty.

xo Rae

I like to shower after my client is gone (sometimes I start the shower before he is gone). I relax by taking a nice hot shower and taking time to get ready for another appointment if I have one.

Kisses, Kimber

"Just because a girl doesn't hop in the shower while you're zipping your pants doesn't mean she's dirty"....

I wait until he leaves but I will go to the bathroom to at least wash my face and gargle but make no mistake as soon as the door closes behind him I go clean up.  And my "move" is to also go for my robe and talk and chat until he heads out. About towels I'm weird about bringing my own to use for myself and leaving the hotels towels for the clients.

I can vouch for that sweet pussy...yes sir!