Whats the strangest places that you have ever had sex? This should be an interesting discussion. Ladies, please feel free to chime in.

Gotta love Bob Eubanks.

There was another time that I was dating this girl (of my dreams) and she was vacationing down in Florida with her family. Well like any love sick puppy I took a week off and went down there as well.

We went out a few times, I met her family at a function, we talked on the phone a lot but I could NOT get her to come to my hotel. Finally one night I was dropping her off and we were sitting in the car making out she said "why don't you come in"? Well she didn't have ask me twice.

Everyone was asleep in bed and the house was quite. We sat on the couch and continued to make out when she reached down and starting stroking me. Well a week without any sex with her had me raging hard and ready. She pulled me out and slipped off her panties and climbed on.

Trust me it didn't last very long and we were not hidden at all; the risk of being caught by her parents was very sexy! It is a night I will forever remember.

Well it was 1999 and I was...well...young... They used to call it cyber sex. At the other end there was a hot 19 yr old brunette gal...or a guy (don't know for sure)

There is nothing like a GFE experience using GFE (government furnished equipment).  'Course my buddy Al Gore has has some FBSM experiences in a few exotic places too.

to show me her gratification for flying her back to Chicago from Memphis,TN. We are flying in a six passenger turbo prop plane and the weather was a bit nasty as it normally is in the winter time. My flight plan into Schaumburg airport had to be scrapped as weather conditions forced me to have to land at an IFR airport. Dupage airport was stacked up and we were running a little low on fuel.

As we are given slotting directions from air traffic control and I am adjusting air speed and altitude she takes off her headphones, leans across the tight and compact cockpit, yes, now I know why it is called that, and proceeds to perform oral sex on me. While very grateful for her kindness and not so much for her timing, we quickly approach the shores of Lake Michigan flying in a  southwesterly direction. Being harnessed in and with little ability to move freely it was a very stimulating experience.

While making further flight adjustments and communicating with air traffic control on short final, we are now on a final approach and given clearance to land. She speeds up her efforts and in my vain attempt to stay in control, I arched back as best I could and orgasmed. Looking down we are now flying over Rosemont and I landed the plane and taxied to the chartered service area to tie down.  Never thought to check my trousers for any memories that might have remained, we departed for the charter services terminal and a cab.

Two lessons learned. Keep the possibly grateful S.O. in the back seat just in case she decides on becoming amorous again while in flight. Second, wipe any left overs off your trousers so you don't look like a dumb ass walking through the terminal.

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just different locations. Hot as hell with a hot as hell young lady trying on bra and panties.

Its one thing to tell someone you are a member of the mile high club it's another to have fresh evidence.

The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to how well your co-pilot handles ... your stick....


* laugh *

Or how about...... "Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God"....


Or be thankful you didn't scream out....

Hey, everybody — watch this!  — every redneck cropduster's last words

Ok that's all I got.. I'm done.


Yes.. I know.. I'm insane.


Lee Dreams

Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus

I was also "warming her up" in the car as she drove us to the picnic area (big cat-that-ate-the-canary grin!).

Lincoln Memorial steps a few years back.

On a train, in a sleeper car.

Once 25 years ago on the way to NYC, and once a couple of months ago on the way to NOLA.  The latter time had some exta excitement as it was dawn and we unexpectedly pulled into a small town platform full of early morning conjugate... With us banging away at the window.

Motivating.  Tough to beat this one.  If this is the LHA-1, I was briefly on it when I was part of the 31st MEU.  

Best I can do, tell you about my experience in Thailand.  I was dating a absolutely gorgeous Tai Airline stewardess.   If you've flown Thai, you know what I mean.  We snuck into her parents home late at night.   Woke up in the morning to a 3 hour loud and heavy morning session until noon (I was in much better shape back then).  Mind you, I never met the parents and I only met my girl two weeks ago. Desperately hoping that I avoid the parents, I tip-toed downstairs.  To my surprise, her mom had a incredible spread of homemade Thai food for me.  Spent the rest of the afternoon recovering in one of many pristine Thai beaches.  

Perhaps in a different tone, I had the pleasure of receiving a great BJ from a gorgeous Philippino at the bar with my buddies watching.  However, this was in Subic Bay, which apparently is not uncommon.  

Gap dressing room at the Hagerstown outlet.  Great time.

If you have never been to Russia I highly recommend it! I worked in Russia for 3 years. I lived in a hotel next to red square and one night when I was returning from dinner with one of my regulars, she pulled me into a quiet corner and had her way with me (I don't recommend this; people disappear in Russian jails for the smallest of offenses). It scared the crap out of me but the sex was totally awesome and it was the most exciting encounter I've ever experienced. I don't think I'll ever repeat in that location (older and wiser now) but my heart still races every time I think about it and to this day, I can see her face and feel the excitement.

Rams Head Tavern,Cancun Cantina lots of times,Red Eye Dock Bar.Working on Verizon Centre during hockey game keep you posted.

Hahaha my dorm room closet Hot and steamy, but a bit uncomfortable after round 3

during the swearing in of an elected official. It was extremely cold and my GF and I played it off so well. Aside from that I no longer get off on having sex in silly places anymore. Maybe I am just getting old and these things don't appeal to me like they once did.

One that stands out is doing lazy dog on a girl while teaching her to surf in Hawaii.

Fifty Yard Line of football field...
Half court of the gym basketball court...

Ahhh... college!!!

Had to go up for a meeting and my direct boss went along.  Would have liked to shag her at the hotel, she was really hinting towards something the night before but it was my boss, wtf was I suppose to do.  So on the train ride home she said "I wonder what sex would be like on a train with all the rocking and shaking".  With in 5 mins we were in the bathroom, it was great.

-- A funeral home -- and yes in a coffin