Anybody know of any providers that accept airline miles as payment?

Sarcasm and jokes are sometimes hard to detect on the web without smileys or something to accompany it.

I know one who takes payment in gold but a cheap punk like you probably couldnt afford her.

I think that Mod should intervene and warn this person...

IOU forms (that I'd fill out).

Oh!  And a mouse on a string I'd trade for a massage.

I have never been able to find anything in their catalogs that I actually wanted, so the points just keep piling up. Any ladies want to look through the Amex or Capital One reward gifts and let me know if you will swap my points for a session?

of those Betty Crocker back to school boxtops.