want a kick. So, the CL casual encounter (in DC, MD, and Nova) thing got me curious because of the previous thread. Skimming through it for a couple of days. Its nothing but spam. Fake girls wanting you to sign up for a website and get your money. Even other "escorts" posing as NSA but wanting you to P4P. You got other dudes wanting to suck your dick. Keep in mind, I'm looking on the female for male section. It was just too crazy. Also, when the girls do want to hook up, 98% of them are fat, ugly, and are very unattractive. Who the hell in their right minds wanna hook up with these girls? Even if it is free. I've manage to take a few decent girls out to dinner, but damn did that take too much time out of my schedule. Fuck that, I'm sticking with the tried and true, and that's escorts here and in actual escort ads. CL casual encounters is a fucking disaster.

I couldn't believe some of the girls that were posting. The real ones were fat, ugly, and old. So, I too experimented to see what kinds of replies I would get. This was a real post that I did, maybe not word for word, but very similar.
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Hey guys, they call me Ms. Juicy. Those are my pics. About me, I got a cute face. I'm 565 lbs. Am a BBW, so, you gotta love you some big girls if your gonna reply. I decided to come here because my vanilla husband isn't satisfying me enough. He doesn't like anal and have never tried it with me. Been married for 16 years and I need that in my life. He's gone today for business and so I got the entire two days to myself. I can host and live close to Nova.

I'm only looking for butthole sex, and not looking for vaginal sex. I get that at home. You have to wear a condom of course. I don't give heads and don't ride. However, if  you want me on top, then I'll do it for you baby. All I want is for you to fuck me up my butthole. I am only looking for men that can cum at least 3 times. Race and age is not an issue. However, you have to be at least 21 and not over 60.  

I am also looking for someone to lick my butthole first. I want you to make me cum. I too will do the same and will lick your butthole. I also have a food fetish. I have chocolate syrup (my favorite of course), caramel, twinkies, strawberries, cookies (I just baked this morning), fried chicken, shrimp, friend shrimp, steam shrimp, and many more delectable delicacies. I want you to pour chocolate syrup on my butthole while eating my butthole out. I too will put other foods on you and eat your butthole out.  

I have two king size bed in my bedroom. If you want to feel comfortable, I also have a blow up pool and we can get our freak on in there so it won't be messy. Only looking for serious men. I am trying to do this by 12:00 tonight. Let me know fellas.  
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So, the ad I posted on CL looked very similar to that. I'm not fucking around either. My ad was flagged with 10 minutes. Within that ten minutes, I had about 47 emails from other guys wanting to fuck me up the butthole and told me they'll eat my ass out. Had all shorts of guys sending me pictures of their dicks, face, and body. Holy shit batman. I fucking laughed my ass off reading their replies. I couldn't believe that there are men out there that would even consider fucking the girl in the picture (I used the exact picture below), let a lone eat her asshole out. Probably the funniest shit I've done in a while. Fucking CL causal encounters is a mess, don't try that shit. Still with the escorts.

My buddy has a special email account set up for those CL encounters. He lucked out yesterday and found a Caucasian gfe one yesterday that gave him bbbj and cim. He is going back for fs in the future.  He has also meet model like women on the site. He spends hours answering the ads before he gets a good hit. Most only charge him $120 hour for 2 pops until they found out about the market rates.

think of all the disappointed guys out there getting all excited about the prospect of that fine lady!!!

BTW, you have to be pretty twisted to think this shit up. I like it!

This was a great read. Bless Craigslist! I like reading the section about free stuff and once posted an ad about a free coffee mug and how if you drove 25 miles into BFE in the snow in Alaska to retrieve your free item, I would even top it off with cheap Koolaid.  I actually received some  very serious inquiries. I was astounded by the human race.  
Kudos on your experiement!  

On the latter reply, I have to admit that I am a Craigslist 'troller' late nights when I'm at home and do post and respond to the occasional personals ad for a little casual NSA so we do exist on there boys, happy hunting!  

Fatties...
Golden showers...
Steeler's fan.....

...especially dudes messing with trannies...no, you didn't suck "her" dick.."shes" don't have dicks lol

I would figure my hourly wage into the equation- not worth the discount...

I just changed my mind about Craigslist casual NSA.  I want to find my SofiaWhite clone in DC...LOL