There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

You are funny,are you available now or are you taking care of your new 'friends' I want to find out about your BJ skills!

LOL

not to be rude but i think there is a separate board for these

She has no BJ skills, what are you talking about?