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PS ambiguous: it's the not to do list that's incremented EOM
bookingkelly See my TER Reviews 4539 reads
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1 / 13

From time to time I get bored and I look at porn or other girls escort websites...sometimes the pictures quite make the cut...

Here are some things that don't do it for me...

1) bumps around the genitals in the photo ..razor or not i don't care
2) extreme photo shopping
3) junky ghetto nasty background
4) actaully sexual intercourse pictures icky! especially those without covers on the escort site
5) hairy underarms
6) guys you add on...

MilfHunter21 93 Reviews 2114 reads
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2 / 13

I never seen hairy underarms or any nasty pics on ladies websites...


BUT, It's definitely nasty if I see girl has hairy arms or something negative..

Also, I personally don't like EMO type girls...:)

WebDesigner_VA 2052 reads
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3 / 13

...with your postings about body odor, brown stains  and hairy female underarms. I suggest you save these unsavory topics for offline discussions with your girlfriends and not for public comment on a site where men are searching for a little fantasy time.

Lynchman 2513 reads
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5 / 13

I would like to take a moment and call attention to my new favorite reviewer "inreksalsa", who reviewed Kelly Kumz as his first, and her only, review.

This guys is a bigger stud than I will EVER be. Even though it's a HALF HOUR session, apparently they start with some conversation (getting to know each other), then he makes her come twice through oral, then she sucks and fucks him - and then, "seeing i had a few minutes left in our session", he gave her oral till she came again.

What a f-ing stud. I wish I could do all that in a half hour. I'm such a loser. Its no wonder he gives her a nine for performance (in spite of the CBJ).

Wait...could it be that...maybe its...a fake?

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 1920 reads
posted
6 / 13

something that must happen from time to time

however

I always look with scepticism at that scenario.

The way the review reads, it is no terribly credible lol

-- Modified on 12/6/2009 1:12:18 PM

oversteerer 1876 reads
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7 / 13

I don't want to see another guy in the pixs.

I hate small postage size pixs.

Some guys like bumps, hairy arm pits, and race tracks on the sheets. I don't.

Remember a man's imagination is a powerful thing.

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 2259 reads
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8 / 13

or what there was of it. but thanks, one of my lists was just incremented.

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 2571 reads
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10 / 13

which would be their loss

you did not need to explain

tho with some of the crapola an intelligent or subtle post receives on this board, I get why you would feel the need ';-)

BTW I LOVE it when ladies assist me with crafting my own DNS list. Isn't that thoughtful?

Claudius42310 13 Reviews 1703 reads
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11 / 13

whoever says that there was ever a completely thoughtless or charmless woman just doesn't understand that simple fact.

bookingkelly See my TER Reviews 2607 reads
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12 / 13

1) he has reviews else where and other well known providers can vouch for him if needed
(so strike through that so intelligent notion of yours)
2) I just got my second review and guess what high rates again
3) My second review is from someone who has reviewed others before

ME doing a cbj is my choice lol, MY CHOICE, don't like it don't come see me, but for some reason my clients don't mind and still love me.  

Have  a nice day Sherlock Holmes

bookingkelly See my TER Reviews 1579 reads
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13 / 13

Thank you for being a little less skeptical than the gentleman above you :).  Muah it's appreciated.  My first client that reviewed me on here usually uses regional boards and I invited him to TER.  So thus his first review.  But I now have my second review and by someone who has multiple other reviews :).  I appreciate you for giving the benefit of the doubt.  :)


Muah Kelly

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