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MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 3200 reads
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1 / 37

Hey babes! How much does one normally need for retirement? I thought it was close to 1million but I had a discussion with someone a few days ago and now that number has jumped to 2.5-3million. How the hell does one save that much $? Thoughts?

Hot.Pony.1959 11 Reviews 100 reads
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2 / 37

Hi Ashley. Sent you a PM.

Tippecanoe 101 reads
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3 / 37

Its done by methodically saving over decades, and then investing smartly. Let's say you saved up a million dollars. Over the past year and month, if you invested in stocks, your return may be $200k to $300k conservatively if you invested in stocks, and not even the 'right' stocks.  

Let's say you saved a $1million, and had returns of 10 percent (to make it easy). The first year you would have $1.1 million. The second $1.210 million (1.1M x 1.1%), and then do that 10 times over. You would be close to $3 million without investing another penny.

plainjoe 67 Reviews 98 reads
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4 / 37

The answer is...it depends.  Where will you live in retirement?  Big city like NYC, LA, DC?  $1 million will not be enough.  Take the $1 million in a smaller, lower cost city, and it may be enough for retirement.  
The preferred method for investing is dollar cost averaging where every month, a little is invested...over time (twenty, thirty years), the little amount becomes a great amount.  In your case, it may be best to open an individual IRA funded whenever you can.  There are many options for individual IRAs...best to consult a financial advisor or do your due research.  
Good luck!

TamedRage 104 reads
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5 / 37

This is hilarious. Did you get this from the book, Investing for Dummies? Lmfao. So there will be a linear 10% to 11% return in the market for 10 years? You are an idiot. Stop reading books and learn real life. You don't know shit about her financial situation: her earnings, assets, risk tolerance, debts. What a tool. Hilarious that everyone thinks that they know it all. Lmfao. This fool is the epitomy of why you shouldn't trust everything  you read on the net.

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TamedRage 93 reads
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6 / 37

Lmfao. How do u know it wont be enough? You're also a tool. What do you know about her financial situation? Do you know her assets, lifestyle, debts, earnings, tax situation?  Don't talk about what you don't know. Don't try to give advice about other people when you have no clue about their situation.

Tippecanoe 100 reads
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7 / 37

It was a simple example, and you just proved that you're poor living from paycheck to paycheck. By the time you're early to mid 50s, you should easily have net assets - house, retirement/investments, well over a million if you're married. Her income, should be a modest $100k a year net - cash income. I used 10% because its an easy number - apparently not easy enough for a stupid ass poor person like yourself.

Your post is an example of offering no substantive advice, other than being a fucking troll. See other threads on this subject about useless posters on this board - you are shining example of an idiot. No substantive response, other than vitriol.

Tippecanoe 99 reads
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8 / 37

Looks like somebody's little brother figured out the password to the computer in Mom's basement.

studpokerone 4 Reviews 102 reads
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9 / 37

I am married and retired a few years ago at 65.  I have 2 million in assets along with $35,000 social security.   I spend about 15 k per year traveling.   Two million is plenty for us without worries.   We live 60 miles north of Philadelphia and the cost of living is average.

I have invested in the stock market and was self employed.  No corporate pension, just social security.   The historical market appreciation is less than 7 percent per year with 3 percent inflation.   Don't judge it by the last few years,  it has been a fantasy.

Decide what you need to live on annually and multiply by 25 as a rule of thumb.   Of course it depends on your age and debt etc.    

I don't think you need 2.5-3 million unless you are retiring at young age.

BarryWright 41 Reviews 99 reads
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10 / 37

As others have mentioned, it really depends on lots of individual factors. They include: (1) the age you want to retire, (2) whether you plan on earning any income after you retire from full time employment, (3) your expected expenses (eg will you travel a lot, do you have expensive hobbies), (4) your anticipated Social Security income, (5) cost of living where you will be, (6) whether you have a primary residence that is paid off or will have a mortgage/are renting. And so forth.
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I have a financial advisor and a plan that gets updated every year, and am working toward that. There are online tools available now where you can do a lot of this planning yourself.  
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One question that might be relevant if you have spent many years providing is expected Social Security income. If you can delay collecting it until your full retirement age (67 for me) or even beyond that makes a difference in the level of savings you'll need.

Sswede 76 Reviews 103 reads
posted
11 / 37

As s professional in this business I can say your advise for her is on the mark Barry.

Luv2Tasteit 121 reads
posted
12 / 37

It's nice to see people sharing valuable knowledge on such a broad general topic. Sending a pm isn't necessary. Who does that?!

STPhomer 176 Reviews 100 reads
posted
13 / 37

No talking about retirement. I find this disturbing since we have yet to meet !

Secondly , a million bucks ain’t what it use to be.  

When thinking about retirement you have to factor in your age and expected life span. In other words if you were in your late 50’s or early 60’s and had good money management skills you could probably retire comfortably with 2-3 million.  Note , I said comfortably......not lavishly.  You know , a nice place to live , nice furnishings and apparel. Modest travel , eat out when you want. But definitely driving Honda’s instead of BMW and flying coach instead of first class....etc.... However , as young as you are I suspect you’d need at least 5 mill working for you if you wanted to retire soon ( which , I repeat, we’ve already established that is out of the question).

As an independent contractor it really is harder to save enough to get to that magic number ( whatever it is ). You are at a disadvantage of not having an employer contributing to your retirement funds. Plus you must always handle your income in such a way to minimilize IRS scrutiny.

But it can be done.
Not to be discussed on the boards. But yes, you can.

BTW, a good start is to discipline yourself to take 15-20% of every envelope and place it in a savings account that eventually goes into a ROTH. Considerate a personal tip to self.

The best advice any of us can give you is to set up a meeting with an understanding and ethical investment counselor.

TamedRage 99 reads
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14 / 37

Lol and your primitive example was helpful? You're such a simpleton. You cannot give advice to someone without knowing facts about their financial situation, risk tolerance, debts, assets, income earned, etc. You are lacking of any common sense lol. Like your post was helpful lol hilarious.

HarloweDahl See my TER Reviews 124 reads
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15 / 37

Unless you're willing to put in the time to learn the ins and outs of investing and managing your own portfolio, it's wise to hire someone trustworthy and with experience dealing with non-traditional jobs, especially cash businesses. I've been meeting with mine to develop a sustainable, conservative (the market scares me) investment strategy and working on how I can qualify for more deductions while showing more money so I can make sure I qualify for SS & Medicaid when I need it, as well as starting to plan for a second career after it makes sense to retire/slow down in escorting. My goal is to save a little over 1mil, but I also have grandiose plans for a rural homestead and living mostly off-grid and off the land when I'm older.

epound 17 Reviews 86 reads
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16 / 37

Harlowe  is right in what she says - there are a lot of variables to take into account. But don't be scared of the stock market; you will need to put some money there. Contact me if you need some help.

leostar 51 Reviews 97 reads
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17 / 37

The trick is to start as soon as possible....and consistently save...

I'm 44 and I have $926,673.69 in retirement savings...and I've never made more than $250K a year...and from 22 to 30 averaged $100K a year...

I'm projected to have north of $5 million at retirement (62)...and that's with 5.3% growth projections combined with regular deposits...

jsymthe 23 Reviews 99 reads
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18 / 37

Agree with Harlowe, find yourself a Certified Financial Planner. Without asking a LOT of questions, some of which are necessarily private information, its almost impossible to answer your question. it's kind of like asking how long is a string? It really depends on many things and the right answers clearly matter to you.

citizen59 40 Reviews 108 reads
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19 / 37

Harlow is correct in her response, especially making sure to qualify for SS and medicare.   i disagree with her avoiding equities as in the long run they are the best hedge against inflation and for capital gains.  While my greatest gains have been in individual stocks the majority of the portfolio is in ETF's that cove the broad market.  In planning we assume a 1% long term market growth above inflation and a life span to 92 as suggested by multiple investment advisors.   You will need to do the work to figure out your monthly cost of living when you retire (start with current cost and back out non ongoing costs). It will be higher than you thinks.  Work with CPA or financial advisor to figure out SS benefits and Medicare costs.  Remember taxes on retirement income unless you move to a non state tax state.  

Good Luck  

PS:  If you plan on enjoying early years of retirement probably $2.5MM in after tax funds is a good target which would permit between $6000 and $8000 per month withdrawals, plus you would have your SS benefit.

Tippecanoe 132 reads
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20 / 37

Yeah, no useful contribution to this forum or thread, other than letting it go down in flames.

It's not like Ms. Dior is going to put out her financial information, risk comfort level, etc., out there on a public board.  You're such a maroon. Basic concepts that are universal. Time is your friend, and continued, consistence investment over time will make help your retirement.  

Its not rocket science, its discipline.

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 95 reads
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21 / 37

Damn people chill the hell out lmao!

leijlafoss See my TER Reviews 90 reads
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22 / 37

Look up financial independence / early retirement on Google. Lots of good info!

You definitely don't need that much. It's best to invest it (especially into stocks that give dividends) so you don't need as much.

Make your money work for you, girl!

earthshined 99 reads
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23 / 37

100% correct. Many people make overly optimistic assumptions about investment returns. Even pros like Dave Ramsey, Suze Orman etc..  It is much more important to start early, save consistently,  and don't use too much debt.

GaGambler 100 reads
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24 / 37

You actually got some decent, although rather general advice with only one idiot trying to derail the thread by trying to prove to the board how smart he is. One moron out of a dozen different responders is DAMN GOOD on any TER board. lol

 
I don't have much to add except to point out that planning for retirement is something much better started sooner rather than later. The longer your time horizon the more money you can accumulate without being forced to take undue risk trying to get a higher rate of return, or having to "do without" in order to fund your retirement accounts. I can only guess by your rates that you have a decent cash flow presently, assuming this is the case the only specific advice I would give (other than hire a professional to help you) is to create an IRA and contribute the maximum under the law.  You are sure to have some "industry specific" challenges that you are going to need to deal with so my real advice is to find a non-judgmental financial advisor who is prepared to deal with technical illegality of your business. You don't want someone who is going to judge you, you want someone who is going to help you.

 
And yes, a million bucks doesn't go anywhere near as far as it used to. Let's suppose interest rates "normalize" somewhere in the 5% range by the time you are ready to retire. A million dollars worth of income producing assets with a yield of 5% would only give you $50,000 to live on without depleting your next egg. Do you really think you'll be able to live on $50,000 a year some 30-40 years from now? I seriously doubt it. Do yourself a favor and don't over estimate your future returns, don't under estimate how long this money is going to need to last you, and if you do invest in the markets, PLEASE keep in mind that over the next 30-40 years the market is going to have it's up and downs, the thread moron might be disagreeable, but he is right that you can't count on your returns to be linear, the market/s simply don't work that way, but it is the place for most people of your age (with decent risk tolerance) to be putting significant portions of their retirement fund.

lanier53 88 reads
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25 / 37

Three million was a minimum for me 12 years ago; if you are in your 30's and don't expect to work anymore, better make it 5 million

Tippecanoe 38 reads
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26 / 37

The best advice is don't give up. Just do it. Whether its stocks, mutual funds, etc., just start putting money away. You will reach a point where you may very well be making more from your investments than you are now.  

 
The choices and advice are dizzying, I know.  

 
Your tolerance for risk is the biggest factor in your decision making process. I'm going to guess that you want to be fairly safe based on your questions. I'm going to get flamed, but I would suggest putting a little bit away every month to get started. Just get started if you haven't already.  

 
The biggest obstacle to an exercise routine is just getting up and going to the gym and walking through the doors. Just think of the first time you went to the gym. What machines, what does that do, what are the best exercises, what should I eat, etc. You figured that out, and you look amazing. You can do this, too. You're a smart business woman. You've made this career work out for you.

 

Again, my flame suit on, but I recommend a mutual fund. I'll suggest Fidelity. You'll have to dive into which funds, but do that with a financial planner. You can always switch later, diversify, buy stocks, etc. Just start saving - walk through those gym doors. Go to a Fidelity office and consult with them and go from there based on YOUR comfort level. You can write a check to start - that easy.

The_Italianbroker 35 Reviews 92 reads
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27 / 37

And now what ? Like cosell said “and down goes Frazier ! Down goes frazier !”

Congress is on a mission to destroy the country . 2018 lobbing 1.1 trillion more onto national debt with no end in sight . In 48 months first 700 billion of Tax receipts will go to pay interest on the national debt . Lifted debt ceiling Entirely now to really start acceleration of the debts . 7000 people died in the Yukon in 1896-1898 for gold at $18 an ounce , gold and silver merits strong consideration for your investing as well

digdirkler 108 Reviews 148 reads
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28 / 37

Kind of weird reading all the recommendations of you need this or that number of millions.  To last how long?  If you are retiring from prostitution at the peak of your game (35? 40? 45 latest?) with no follow on career, and need to fund to 85 that's a long time.   Of course you can live on a million and social security, the vast majority of Americans live on less in retirement... but it depends on the lifestyle you are seeking, in what part of the country.  DC, or Delaware?  

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 101 reads
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29 / 37

Idk why I didn't do this when I first started in the business! I'm starting to SERIOUSLY regret not investing my money now

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 82 reads
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30 / 37

Is anyone here a financial consultant? Lol

MissFelicityFox See my TER Reviews 87 reads
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31 / 37

Awww thank you! I remember the last thread in LA we went back & forth on. What a disaster that turned out to be LOL

Posted By: GaGambler
Re: Hey Ashley, I think you did pretty good on this thread
You actually got some decent, although rather general advice with only one idiot trying to derail the thread by trying to prove to the board how smart he is. One moron out of a dozen different responders is DAMN GOOD on any TER board. lol  
   
   
 I don't have much to add except to point out that planning for retirement is something much better started sooner rather than later. The longer your time horizon the more money you can accumulate without being forced to take undue risk trying to get a higher rate of return, or having to "do without" in order to fund your retirement accounts. I can only guess by your rates that you have a decent cash flow presently, assuming this is the case the only specific advice I would give (other than hire a professional to help you) is to create an IRA and contribute the maximum under the law.  You are sure to have some "industry specific" challenges that you are going to need to deal with so my real advice is to find a non-judgmental financial advisor who is prepared to deal with technical illegality of your business. You don't want someone who is going to judge you, you want someone who is going to help you.  
   
   
 And yes, a million bucks doesn't go anywhere near as far as it used to. Let's suppose interest rates "normalize" somewhere in the 5% range by the time you are ready to retire. A million dollars worth of income producing assets with a yield of 5% would only give you $50,000 to live on without depleting your next egg. Do you really think you'll be able to live on $50,000 a year some 30-40 years from now? I seriously doubt it. Do yourself a favor and don't over estimate your future returns, don't under estimate how long this money is going to need to last you, and if you do invest in the markets, PLEASE keep in mind that over the next 30-40 years the market is going to have it's up and downs, the thread moron might be disagreeable, but he is right that you can't count on your returns to be linear, the market/s simply don't work that way, but it is the place for most people of your age (with decent risk tolerance) to be putting significant portions of their retirement fund.

BarryWright 41 Reviews 77 reads
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32 / 37

Don't hate yourself, just get started as soon as you can. You're young. It's definitely not too late.

NoTomorrow 34 Reviews 78 reads
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33 / 37

As the old addage goes...better late than never. Now that you know, work towards your goals and get a good certified financial planner. Revisit your retirement goals annually and rebalance your portfolio semi annually.

imanalias 79 reads
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34 / 37

No but they play one on TV 😃👍

Crying whenever I look at bitcoin and ask myself, where was I? I thought it was a joke, something that one you gave up your cash you would never see cash back ever. So I stopped listening. Had we invested 10,000 back in 2010 you could cash out about 1.4mil today. Now it would have been 2 times that at the end of the year but the bubble burst.

It’s extremely risky to invest today. But a week ago it dropped to 6,000, today it’s 8,600, a 46% gain. But tomorrow it could fall back again.

It’s never too late to invest. If you play it safe you won’t make as much, but it’s money you saved and not thrown it away. Putting money into savings is like pulling your own teeth. You know you need to but just can’t pull the trigger. It’s worse when you put it someplace you can easily access it when you get a wild hair to buy something. That’s what it’s like for me. Need to invest into something that locks it in for a period of time not to suffer penalties.

Best of luck. You need to read more about investments and savings plans, and this place is not one of them.

NoTomorrow 34 Reviews 82 reads
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35 / 37

To make sure you're comfortable with them and that they have your best interest in mind.

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leostar 51 Reviews 81 reads
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36 / 37

If I were you, I wouldn't mix the two worlds...

I'd walk into Fidelity Investments (well respected, safe, reputable investment firm who handle the 401ks of thousands of companies), and ask to speak to someone about setting up a retirement IRA...

Tippecanoe 92 reads
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37 / 37

You have a long life ahead of you. It is never too late to start saving. Time is your friend, you have a lot of time left.

Don't worry about the past. There will always be another Apple, Netflix, Amazon, and Google. Back in the day it was Standard Oil, General Telephone, and IBM.

The point is its like going to the gym. There will be a ton of people telling you cardio is good or bad, use free weight, no use the machines, eat protein before you work out, no eat natural eggs. There are a ton of choices, but the most important part is walk through the gym doors and do something. Something is better than nothing. Once you get started, then you can dive into the details.

I agree, go into a Fidelity office and open an account. I would suggest a mutual fund, and they will walk you through some ideas based on your long term goals and appetite for risk.

Good luck with it, you have a good head on your shoulders.

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