Someone sent me a PM, because I wrote the 1st review on a lady and wanted to know if the very fine lady I saw would maybe up for a golden shower. I responded "Go Piss Up A Rope" and never heard from him.

What's the stupidist or caziest PM you have received from a non-contributer to the board. Don't blame me for this inquiry, Jeop asked for it below. Blame him. Now, the answers please.

There'll be a prize.

That seems to be the #1 request I get as well.  Like Jeopcon says, peach cobbler.  
2.  What did her pussy smell like?  That's a close second.  It smells like springtime meadows you idiot, just like the bottle of FDS said it would.
3.  What did her pussy feel like?  C'mon, give me a break would you.
4.  This is a personal favorite of mine.  Where exactly is her incall?  When you schedule an appt with her, she will tell you.  It's not my place to violate her privacy like that.  
And ladies, before this one gets to Marilyn's let it be known that most of us draw the line at giving strange guys the directions to your place.

So that's all I have to offer.

is it bad to ask about the general incall location?
as in whether it's in DC, rockville, BWI, etc.

That really makes a big difference for me and i would like to know such information before i call.

never gefilte fish

All my love,
Ciara
The other white meat

Best one I got in private message was

"Do you know how to send private messages when you are vip ?  "

I pm'd him back and told him no .

a lady I had just seen for the first time and reviewed, from some numbmuts, asking if she would go bareback.  Basically told the guy to go "piss up a rope" too...

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The racist jokes..People don't know what nationality you are and think there jokes are funny.

Funny thing about that.  I just saw a provider who told me that several of her guys say she tastes like peach!  To me, it tasted even more like PEAR. lol  So, you were HALF right!  No cobbler crust though.....

Reid it taste like chicken ?

Ciara, I'm still trying to pick myself up off the floor after that one.  I had to just drag the keyboard down with me....

Come on you jerks (present company excluded).  Send ME some.  MAKE MY DAY!  

 Damn; am I going to regret THAT.  Forget everything I just said...lol

I can't imagine why it WOULD be, payne.  For touring providers, that information is usually furnished in advance.  It is also required information in the reviews (although I am not sure that everyone can see it).

 Let's face it.  BWI has like a dozen or more hotels.  Downtown DC and Baltimore have even more.  Lots of providers are in the College Park/Laurel area.  In no way does ANY of this really narrow it down.  I just don't see it as a problem, but rather an aid.

There used to be a poster here who would respond to straight questions with some amazingly detailed bartending suggestions that would just crack me up.

I know when a lady says she's in Rockville that's any area south of Fredrick, north of DC, east of the Potomac, and west of College Park.  That's still a big area.  When I consider where I live, that means a long drive is in store for me.  Downtown DC by comparison is small.  As downtown DC only means areas inside the beltway, east of the Potomac.  
I've had people ask me things like what hotel is she at.  She'll let you know when you schedule.

Well bar10der, you ought to know!  BTW, when are WE gonna chug a few??

small minded.. excuse me, NO minded questions like that really get me going and my response is none too friendly.

Btw

Do you know how to post on the message boards here ?

I think i'll be ready this week, maybe thursday.  i was coming down with a cold the day of your last get together, and i didnt want to spread my germs.  but this time i'm ready!

you're forgetting.  this is the wack club.  and you're all members.  except me.  I'm perfectly normal   lol