I took one for the guys This was a total rip off this service advertises as an escort service after they have the $$$ you find out that you are getting a poor massage and a hand full of baby oil

It always hurts when I hear a story like this. I applaud you for your bravery. For that we all owe you a beer at the next happy hour gathering.

Who was it you saw? Did you complain about misleading advertisement? Have you written or called the agency to voice your feelings? Damn - I know I am asking a lot after such a disappointment, I'll wait until you stop bleeding and the wounds are healed..