OK, so my b-day is coming up in Sept.  1000 to spend and I want to get the most out of my money.  To the experienced gentlemen, (or ladies) out there, give me thoughts on how you'd spend the money for a great b-day.

I put the extra 1 K I got  to getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse (teotwawki)  which is coming.


I picked up some extra "Food Insurance".com, can goods, shotguns and sliver coins.

Yea.... I'm really fun at parties too!


LOL

Lee Dreams

.... a real one! Then have some fun w/an atf & someone new!

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Take your three best friends out to a dinner of a lifetime or Donate the $1,000 to the Wounded Warrior Project.

....nasty things I could think of.  One of those things should include putting birthday cake in somewhere and eating it out haha.

because by this time next year a gallon of gas will be $5 and steak dinner will be $200!

First off all...NO WORK on B'day. Its a me day.  

All Cell Phone calls will go unanswered unless its a family emergency, and touchwood my family hasn't had one yet on my birthday.

Breakfast at my favorites place. They have the best Danish and Bacon in DC Area (IMHO)

Sex with a provider (Phone call to and from provider is fair game)

Baseball game (That's my dessert)

I have been following this routine since 2005.

Don't blow it all on 1 "VIP" provider.  You can have a lot of fun with a grand = I'd spend $500 on yourself and then $500 on the hottest and nastiest provider you can find.  You could start with a new bottle of your favorite liquor and a couple of grams of high-quality hash.  Treat yourself to some presents perhaps a few glow in the dark frisbees and a large bag of M-80s would be a good start.   Grab a few gourmet snacks for when you get the munchies and pickup a family-sized jar of Astroglide for your lucky date.  Treat her like a princess right off the bat, then fire it up in a big way and pour the coals to her.  Lastly, film the entire thing so you can enjoy it over and over.  Have Fun!

Book Imogen for two hours and have one of the best times of your life.