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Naughty and Nice all at once!
PageBreak 493 reads
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Now that's what I call Christmas spirit! Next I'll show you my sled!


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jcnva 21 Reviews 499 reads
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Naughty and Nice all at once!


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Fugly 928 reads
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Photo caption time

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Fugly 1087 reads
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Why am I so jolly you ask...Ho Ho Ho


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AngelSpencer See my TER Reviews 544 reads
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Behold: Santa's most important little helper.

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Considerthis 316 reads
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Do you wonder why Santa says, " Ho Ho Ho"?....Eom


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marsbubble 7 Reviews 342 reads
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(music)

I saw mommy blowing Santa Claus...

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 267 reads
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This does taste better than the striped candy canes! (e)


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Rudy50 15 Reviews 302 reads
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9 / 43
I'll be hoe for Christmas, you can count on me. e


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MDHotshot 97 Reviews 238 reads
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Ever wonder why Santa's pole is always pointed north?


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WellShornBalls 207 reads
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11 / 43
A candy cane in a huge stocking. (eom)


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broken_window 33 Reviews 242 reads
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12 / 43
Is she now deserving of a spot on the 'naughty' or 'nice' list? Prob depends if CIM is availabl


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SexyJaye7 See my TER Reviews 306 reads
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Santa is saying: Milk this, then I'm getting at ur cookies!!! (eom)


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SantaFollowmeClaus 285 reads
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Sometimes

A gift that sucks is the best one.


Ho-Ho-Ho
Jingle My bells
Merry Christmas
XLVI = 4

minibeef 11 Reviews 255 reads
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15 / 43
Yes Santa, I'll help blow you up the chimney -eom-


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StbdTack 10 Reviews 278 reads
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#1 on Santa's wish list: bbbjtcimnqns!


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bdaboom 199 Reviews 901 reads
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Beats milk and cookies anytime!


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golf1953 116 Reviews 516 reads
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How to receive EVERYTHING on your list to Santa


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just sayin 392 reads
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Can I get a little help here? Can't get up the chimney this way! (see inside)

Santa was busily placing the presents under the tree, when a gorgeous MILF stepped out from the doorway in a sexy robe that highlighted her awesome physique.

She said "Santa, I've always admired you and want to pay you back for all the work you do."

Santa says " Ho, ho, ho.  Gotta go, gotta go.  Lots of toys to deliver you know!"

The MILF drops her robe, revealing a sheer tiny negligee that shows all of her wonderful assets, and says "Santa, please stay, just for a bit, I'd really like to give you a present of my own!"

Santa says " Ho, ho, ho.  Gotta go, gotta go.  Lots of toys to deliver you know!"

The MILF pulls the negligee over her head revealing a flawless body, and she steps closer, slightly opening her legs and caressing her ample bosom, and says "Really Santa, can't you please take just a few minutes for me?"

And Santa says "Hey, hey, hey!  Gotta stay, gotta stay.  Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

bnk1999 25 Reviews 449 reads
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The mouth that saved Christmas

Hahaha...

LegalEagle1994 78 Reviews 255 reads
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God damn it, this is the 1 millionth BJ, Can I please JUST get a fucking cookie?



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GoodHumourMan 247 reads
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Christmas only cums one time a year, no MSOG! (EOM)


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kjpepper 48 Reviews 1095 reads
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winner!

em

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BaltimoreBetty See my TER Reviews 604 reads
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Hi There! Hey There! HO Here! LOL! eom

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slipry 115 Reviews 172 reads
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Merry Christmas, Blow, Blow Blow, umm I meant Hoe Hoe - I mean Ho Ho, oh fuck it, I hate being PC


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cageyboy 25 Reviews 225 reads
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas...


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Shock55 65 Reviews 220 reads
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Oh Santa, What Big Presents You Bring! eom


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C2H6O 207 reads
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Santa Fugly gets his first BJ... lol :D

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C2H6O 230 reads
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Santa Claus is cumming to town~ eom

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C2H6O 234 reads
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Santa hums a christmas carol.... with a hummer. eom

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C2H6O 191 reads
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Instead of doing the reindeer, Santa found TER this year. eom

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C2H6O 237 reads
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Santa mumbles "TER vip, best christmas gift... of all time... uhh baby... uhh" eom

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Dumbjock 2 Reviews 178 reads
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"Santa's Naughty Girl Redemption Program" EOM


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C2H6O 273 reads
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Silent Night, unholy night. All is cum. All is tight. 2 Rounds with your virgin who slobber so wild


wholly BJ so tender, as she smiled.

Slurping my heavenly grease~
Slurping in heavenly peace~

Silent Night, slowly and right
She spits out at the site
As the glorious streams shot to heaven afar
Heavenly ho sings Alleuia

OhioLoxly 27 Reviews 203 reads
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For this Cookie...only cream!


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CSJ See my TER Reviews 435 reads
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"Santa uses TER too!" (e)


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sufficientinfo 73 Reviews 312 reads
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Hurry up Mrs Claus. I gotta get going. Don't you want all the kids to get their presents this year.


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Largop 10 Reviews 217 reads
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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus


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TheNubian 66 Reviews 236 reads
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Christmas ain't the only thing cumming this year!!



rbyb 297 Reviews 338 reads
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may i stuff something other than a stocking?


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rbyb 297 Reviews 386 reads
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i'm so sick of santa's elves being so photo-shopped!


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Kim_Hung_Wow 218 reads
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Santa is hung like a stocking. "eom"

Merry Christmas!


Happy NewYear!!!


         :D

baggio1 24 Reviews 239 reads
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almost as big as Rudolf eom


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