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lmao!!! good one. EOM
Blowing Chunks 380 reads
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Annubis675 reads

I am currently in another city and have been desperately trying to find some entertainment.  This city needs providers-- it is provider ghost town and I am in a major city.  Anyway, I go to TER and do a search.  I find the one provider with decent numbers and I scan one or two reviews and at first blush, they seem ok,  So, I contact her and we all are set,  To ease the anticipation, I read in depth her two highest and two lowest reviews.  Her profile said Sex: Yes  and her performance numbers were solid 7 and 8s.   CG, mish, and doggie are mentioned in the reviews but upon deeper reading, you find "between her legs"; "dry hump", "I shot my load as she was rubbing me" "no pentration" etc etc.  Not a single review (9) mentioned entering, pentrating, feeling wet, etc.  I found one of her ads on City Vibe and it says "Tantra" (what the hell is tantra, is that latin for tease?)   How can the profile be legit if she does not allow you to get to homebase?

Its not sex unless there is bare penil skin to internal vaginal skin contact with full penetration and mutual climax.  Anything short of that and you can validly deny that any sex occurred.  That was made official US Policy via Executive Order 69 - never repeal by G Bush since he never got past first base while in office.  Obama hasn't changed it either - said he didn't want anything to do with the bush (George) or the dick (Cheney), instead he ran on a campaign of rapid surge followed by early withdrawal.  This country is in one hillary of a mess right now, you'd think Congress had more important things to talk about than what a weiner does.

If you try to cum but can't for some reason, it's sex.  HJ, BJ, it's still sex.  You made an appointment without reading the reviews?  Shame on you ;-)  Read the reviews to know what you are getting into.  Tantra is misused a lot in ads -- most likely that one, too.

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