I am still kind of new to this, but I am looking for an Incall and Greek would be ideal.

{ Evil mischievous cackle }

I'm "free" as in wont cost you anything ! Heck I'm easy to, ask any woman who's dated me.

Of course I happily don't play for 'that team' and the only sausage these lips wrap themselves around come from HillshireFarm or the Jimmy Dean Foods company.

Oh wait, you wanted Greek as well ok here you go:

το μόνο λουκάνικο αυτά τα χείλη τυλίγονται γύρω προέρχονται από HillshireFarm ή Jimmy Dean Foods εταιρεία.

( Chuckle )

I'm sorry, it was too good to pass up.

I'm sure some wonderful provider will be along shortly.  
In the mean time smile and laugh at it all......  it's Friday mon time to be Irie.

 
Lee Dreams  
Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus

Nobody on TER is ever free lol

Great sense of humor.......

Comes with the territory when you don't 'get any' which is ultimate irony when you own an escort service.

It sucks when you're a short, fat midget with a hump!.  Notre Dame went with  automation so no more bell ringing for me. I'd move to Hollywood but Peter Dinklage has locked up the only decent working gig.  There are no plans for remakes of the Wizard of OZ or Willy Wonka for the next 10 years so I'm stuck doing this.  

So it's either laugh or forced sex with Rachael Maddow with a gun to both our heads.

Screw it... shoot me, shoot me now.

 
* evil chuckle *

Yes I'm in rare-form today, ok things to do I have a business to run.

 

Lee Dreams  
Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus

This proves my point, previously made. Men don't want to keep dates, either. *sigh*

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That was a lot of fun! XD