I was in Amish country buying 100 lb bags of wheat and discovered this toilet seat that washes your butt after you've done your business.

From the video it sounds like  car wash for your ass!

Adjust the water jet setting to "endowed" and you'd enjoy more than a shower.

I am not so sure I try that, atleast with a shower you can adjust the temp before jumping in.  Sounds like a good video for America's Funny Home video.