I'm hosting in an upscale apt in NOMA. Or I'm willing to Uber to you. I have no references but I'm sure I can make you comfortable some other way.

If you still haven't gotten broken in, I'll be visiting later this Spring.

Just wanted to throw my recommendation behind Lena Duvall!  We are friends in real life, and she is not only gorgeous and amazing in bed, but also super intelligent, creative, and wonderful to be around.  Can't go wrong with her IMO...